drug olympics :)

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just an idea should put it here not the anything board....

what events can we have in the drug olympics ???

100 metre , on speed = 8.64 seconds ( lungs and head explode on the line)
long jump ( aim for the rizzla)
400metre relay ( pass the spliff)
the kilo put.
lsd archory ( wow the targets talking)
space cake eating race.

need some more events

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Made my day, I'm seeing a stadium full of people fucked, that would be entertainment, this will make a quality discussion whilst of pills on saturday, Frog I salute you.

400m relay, pass the spliff not much running involved then

I can see the diving event would detriorate into the john smiths advert

"Now great Britain, oh he's done a bomb'

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What about the "drink-all-you-can" Ayahusca Brew resulting in Ontological Meltdown as prize for the winner.

Or who can mow the grass the fastest? (Winner gets to smoke it all).

Hey, just a thought!

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I remember Johnny Vaughan saying something along these lines a couple of years back. take what you like and just get some really good times on the clock.

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And the new world record for the 400 metre spliff relay... completed in just 2 hours 17 minutes. This time was nearly devestaed when the team (Team GB of course) nearly opted to go to the supermarket for some munch.

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A joint rolling race - the winner is the one who can roll the biggest smokable spliff in the time allowed.

Stoned gymnastics (self explanatory).

A dance contest :
- The contestant who does the wierdest/funniest dance is the winner.
- The contestant who can dance for the longest.
The contestants are given different drugs in different rounds or possibly have to choose a drug depending on its difficulty to dance whilst on or maybe both.

Gurning.

Weed smoking contest: who ever remains standing is the winner.

Stoned tongue twister reciting.

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Take a look at the

Common Weed Games - NOW ON IN MANCHESTER

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from antislipknot's post: dance the longest...id definitely win that one. im in college and still have the energy of a 6yr old.

actually this is one i came up with last time i did pills-see who can do the most cartwheels in a row on e. i only got 3 others to compete. i won. could only do 5 though.

another one: partner up on e at a club (w/someone you havent met) and the 'team' that can exchange numbers into their cell phones the fastest wins. (i think it took me 15 minutes last time to exchange numbers with a girl i met...quite a funny site, we kept getting sidetracked)

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the drug test event. the winner is the one tested positive for the most substances .
dealers race. blue flashing lights chasing you down an alley...can you stash and dash in time ?
the heroin and spoon race.
the high jump.
the who can talk common sense for the longest time.
scan and print each individual skin in a pack of rizla.

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Originally posted by morrocan roll
the drug test event. the winner is the one tested positive for the most substances .
dealers race. blue flashing lights chasing you down an alley...can you stash and dash in time ?
the heroin and spoon race.
the high jump.
the who can talk common sense for the longest time.
scan and print each individual skin in a pack of rizla.

LOL!!!!