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Girls...what would you do if you came home to your boyfriend and he.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Was lying naked on the sofa with Tinsel round his cock and balls wearing a Santa hat???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Laugh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankipanda wrote: »
    Laugh.

    Laugh histerically then go along with it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go and make a cup of tea and hide in the kitchen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stick him on top of the tree?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd wonder who was paying the heating bills, then join SCC in the kitchen...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    blink once or twice, check I was seeing correctly, pinch myself, then join the gang in the kitchen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Find out what's going on in the kitchen, get SCC to blinfold you and tie you to the sofa then i'd give you a blow job.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Probably walk in.. laugh for a bit, chuck him a blanket and then join everyone in the kitchen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck tinsel, get a little santa hat condom
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... Can you actually get those? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    probably! haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They are sold as novelty items - i.e. not tested and quite probably won't protect against STL or STIs
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    They are sold as novelty items - i.e. not tested and quite probably won't protect against STL or STIs

    Aww spoil sports
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    They are sold as novelty items - i.e. not tested and quite probably won't protect against STL or STIs

    but can you imagine how easy it would be to pull with them, better than mistletoe at this of year :p
    and if the girl does get pregnant you can blame it on a christmas miracle!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Laugh A LOT then go along with it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be flattered and go with it (but yeah, I'd be laughing, too).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not being sexist, but funny how all the girls go straight to the kitchen.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shikari wrote: »
    Not being sexist, but funny how all the girls go straight to the kitchen.

    Actually you are.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shikari wrote: »
    Not being sexist, but funny how all the girls go straight to the kitchen.

    Aside from the fact that the thread was directed at girls about their boyfriends, and also that neither Big Gay or RubberSkin are girls...

    ...you're a sexist twat :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd go into the kitchen, to put the kettle on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankipanda wrote: »
    Aside from the fact that the thread was directed at girls about their boyfriends, and also that neither Big Gay or RubberSkin are girls...

    ...you're a sexist twat :)

    Not fair?
    I'd be sexist if i said "Hahaha the girls are where they belong, in the kitchen"...
    What i said was meant to be mildly humerus >.<
    Sorry for the offence....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its the same concept as something telling a racist joke when they say "oh I'm not a racist, it was just a bit of banter"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shikari wrote: »
    Not fair?
    I'd be sexist if i said "Hahaha the girls are where they belong, in the kitchen"...
    What i said was meant to be mildly humerus >.<
    Sorry for the offence....

    That's pretty much exactly what you did say.

    Also I don't think it's possible to mildly be an arm bone, but never mind.

    Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    Its the same concept as something telling a racist joke when they say "oh I'm not a racist, it was just a bit of banter"

    I don´t think it was a sexist joke, I think it was a humorous observation - people are too over-sensitive these days.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich_Le_John wrote: »
    I don´t think it was a sexist joke, I think it was a humorous observation - people are too over-sensitive these days.

    It was a sexist joke, it just wasn't a funny one. People should be bemoaning the quality of humour not the content of the joke - the overwhelming majority of jokes are at someone's expense.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote: »
    It was a sexist joke, it just wasn't a funny one. People should be bemoaning the quality of humour not the content of the joke - the overwhelming majority of jokes are at someone's expense.

    It was not a joke, it was an observation which he has apologised for any offence, unfortunately some people like to be offended and that is why the whole PC /sexism/racism - which is absolutely valid - sometimes goes too far. This is a prime example of that.

    If anyone is offended by that they need to get a life.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich_Le_John wrote: »
    It was not a joke, it was an observation which he has apologised for any offence, unfortunately some people like to be offended and that is why the whole PC /sexism/racism - which is absolutely valid - sometimes goes too far. This is a prime example of that.

    If anyone is offended by that they need to get a life.

    It was a particularly inaccurate observation, as both male and female ended up in the kitchen, and the female respondents seemed to be reasonably evenly split between taking up the offer or going to the kitchen.

    The only reason for making the observation was to reference (and by doing so perpetuate) the sexist view that the woman's place is in the kitchen for the purpose of humour. It wasn't funny, and it was more irritating than offensive. What is offensive is someone defending the "I'm not _____ist, but ..." construction of making a _____ist comment whilst attempting to deflect criticism for making the comment
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow, you're all a bunch of tight assed gits.

    Seriously. Get the fuck over it, most comedians say worse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shikari wrote: »
    Wow, you're all a bunch of tight assed gits.

    Seriously. Get the fuck over it, most comedians say worse.

    Because that makes it TOTALLY ok.
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