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Re-naming programmes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
Three In A Bed - Come Into My Home And Criticise It.

Come Dine With Me - Cook Shit And Slag Off People From First Appearances.

Saints And Sinners - Let's Make People On Benefits Look Lovely.

The Apprentice - I'm A Cunt, Gimme A Job.

The National Lottery Shows - Let's Make It Look Like Entertainment Not A Big Ad For The National Lottery.

Deal Or No Deal - You've Just Been Given £26,000 For Doing Fuck All So Why Are You Crying Because You Could Of Had More You Greedy Fucktard.

The Chase - Get All Your Answers Right And Win Fucking Nothing Coz This Is ITV.

The Graham Norton Show - I Used To Be Funny, Then I Got Greedy.

Any more ? :D

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The World's Strictest Parents - Let someone else discipline my kids because I'm bad at parenting.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Him and Her = The adventures of a grubby little bedsit, and nausating people in Basildon...Nice!

    Mock the week = Failing comedian's benvolent fund

    Top gear = 3 cocks and some cars

    Torchwood = John Barrowman porn
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