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Most Riskest Thing uve done

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Cmon spill :P im a bit bored lol
just thought id see if theres any funny stories people can tell :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Umm had sex with a guy in a tent right next to other caravans and tents with my sleeping parents and friends in. I think thats the only time when i was in danger of being caught when i didt wanna be
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shellbaby wrote: »
    Cmon spill :P im a bit bored lol
    just thought id see if theres any funny stories people can tell :P

    Usually good to share you're own story too ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not that bad but i got fingered on the sofa under a blanket while my parents were sitting on the sofa opposite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I once had someone go down on me in a nightclub fire escape.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    I once had someone go down on me in a nightclub fire escape.

    how did u get away with that one :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did everything everywhere because I'm just a whore :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had sex next to a river in broad daylight. Almost got caught by some people walking their dog. Also there were various occasions of him fingering me in a public park. Also broad daylight.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have once audibly farted in a room full of extreme feminazis. I think that's the worst.

    Streaking because I lost a bet, streaking just for the sake of it, and employing the "pull out method" are tame in comparison.
    shellbaby wrote: »
    how did u get away with that one :|

    There was a fire, and people were too busy escaping and minding the own business. G is such a stud.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I ate out my own asshole once. Which was risky as far as my back was concerned.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ~
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jamelia wrote: »
    I once found some prawns at the back of the fridge that were a day past their use by date. They looked alright, but I sniffed them and they smelled a bit funny.

    I ate them anyway. I was fine.

    You luck-pusher! :D

    I once had an asphyxy-wank with no lemon slice in my mouth. And no wank-buddy. And nothing tied around my neck.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i once dangled my baby out of a window with a blanket over its head.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    or was that someone else?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote: »
    i once dangled my baby out of a window with a blanket over its head.

    I knew you weren't really dead!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Went to a party once, hooked up with a guy, we went for a walk and had sex under some random front yard. It was quite nice actually, the weather was warm and the moon was bright haha. The risk of getting caught made it more desirable.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mixed my comparatives and superlatives, of course.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    received blowjob in kitchen while family were in lounge.

    was pretty good.

    edit: also, had sneaky spooning sex at sleepover while friends were sleeping. At least... I hope they were still sleeping :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gave my boyfriend a blowjob in the lift in his block of flats. After a couple of minutes going up and down we were unfortunatly caught by his brother of all people!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Mine involved a monopoly board, a machete and a bag of frozen peas.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    Mixed my comparatives and superlatives, of course.
    :heart: To think, sometimes I forget I love you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    Mine involved a monopoly board, a machete and a bag of frozen peas.

    Sounds sexy ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ShyBoy wrote: »
    edit: also, had sneaky spooning sex at sleepover while friends were sleeping. At least... I hope they were still sleeping :p

    Rapist.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arctic Roll wrote: »
    Rapist.

    lol, I should clarify, I had sex with my girlfriend, who was awake :p, but everyone else was asleep.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    frankipanda wrote: »
    Sounds sexy ;)

    You know it baby.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sleeping with this girl, and then her best mate in the same tent, without either noticing :L
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Different sort of risk - but having a cuddle on the sofa with a way back ex. No prizes for guessing how that night ended.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scary Monster wrote: »
    Different sort of risk - but having a cuddle on the sofa with a way back ex. No prizes for guessing how that night ended.

    I had a night like that. It ended with me losing my virginity.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shikari wrote: »
    Sleeping with this girl, and then her best mate in the same tent, without either noticing :L

    Are you sure they never noticed? Or were perhaps a little too shocked to say something :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    frankipanda wrote: »
    I had a night like that. It ended with me losing my virginity.

    Anything good on the TV?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    G-Raffe wrote: »
    Are you sure they never noticed? Or were perhaps a little too shocked to say something :P

    Tempted to say that if neither noticed, you weren't doing it right.
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