Comebacks to pickup lines

Indrid Cold

-Hi. I think I've seen you in the bar across the street.
-Yes, that’s why I stopped going there.

-Hi! I’m a millionaire.
-Hi! I work for the tax company. Nice to meet you!

-Hi! I noticed you were looking at me.
-Sorry, I was looking at your friend.

-Baby, where were you my whole life?
-For the first half of your life I hadn’t been born yet.

-What do you do for a living?
-I dance on drag shows.

-Come on now, we’re both here for the same reason.
-Yeah! To pick up chicks!

-Do I know you from somewhere?
-Yeah, I work at the clinic where you came for penis enlargement.

-I’d really like to have your numner.
-It’s in the white pages.
-What’s your name then?
-Also in the white pages.

-Is this seat taken?
-No, and if you sit there this one won’t be either.

-Your place or mine?
-Both. You in yours and I in mine.

-If I could see you naked, I could die.
-If I saw you naked, I’d die laughing.

-Umm… The truth is I’ve not found a good pickup line to use with you.
-Perfect! Go on.

-Bond. James Bond.
-Lost. Get Lost.

(And a comeback to the comeback)
-Hi, can I buy you a drink?
-No, thanks.
-Don’t thank me. Thank God that somebody finally asked you.

Former Member

-Bond. James Bond.
-Lost. Get Lost.

Good one!