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National Limerick Day (help us out!!)
LauraO
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Here at TheSite HQ we have an exciting task for you all that would really help us out
Today is National Limerick day and throughout the day we will be posting on twitter limericks about our service (and the issues we can help with). For example:
There once was a boy named Bob who wanted to find a new job. @TheSite helped him see, what he wanted to be&now he sells corn on the cob!
And one from Fostress.....There once was a man wearing blue,Who was worried about his green poo,He said I just might,Go visit @the site,&then I will know what to do!
So, your task if you choose to accept:
You have approx 140 characters to come up with a TheSite based limerick. Please make sure you include @thesite in your limerick.
Post yours here and we'll be tweeting some out during the day!
Here at TheSite HQ we have an exciting task for you all that would really help us out
Today is National Limerick day and throughout the day we will be posting on twitter limericks about our service (and the issues we can help with). For example:
There once was a boy named Bob who wanted to find a new job. @TheSite helped him see, what he wanted to be&now he sells corn on the cob!
And one from Fostress.....There once was a man wearing blue,Who was worried about his green poo,He said I just might,Go visit @the site,&then I will know what to do!
So, your task if you choose to accept:
You have approx 140 characters to come up with a TheSite based limerick. Please make sure you include @thesite in your limerick.
Post yours here and we'll be tweeting some out during the day!
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