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Chat up lines???

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
1. whats the best you`ve heard
2. Whats the worst you`ve heard
3. Whats worked (either way, as in FOR you, or ON you)

One of my favourites is below, which I obviously used when asked my name (only works if you`re called Richard:rolleyes: ;) )

Its amazing the different reactions you get. never had a slap or rejection through it and its funny when they miss the joke:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me & my partner were in a bar in Brussels, one evening ( cos thats where we live ), & this guy came up to him & said,...

    "Do you come from Manchester ?":rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Well,........we laughed !:)

    He has not got an accent anything like from Manchester, he's Flemmish,...... sounds like Dutch.:)

    WHAT AN INSULT !:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There are 2 threads open right now in the Relationships forum - can you please add to them instead?
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