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Parody Post 2

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
yo i woz wit my gf n we ad no jonnies n we jst f*cked neway. dnt say i woz fick 4 doin it cuz i aint no ficko, we jst wanted 2 f*ck. wot cn i do, cuz i cant b asked 2 reed advise so i went 2 dese forums. and pleeze tell me wever she should spit or swallow cuz she dnt now wot 2 do wen she givs me hed. pleeze elp me. if u dnt reply ere u cn txt me on 07719303900 as txt tlk is da only tlk i undastand. fanx d00ds

I got bored so I thought I would post the above parody of the combining the old "didnt use a condom" and "spit/ swallow" questions that get asked all the time, even though there is plenty of good advise on thesite.org homepage links. Please stop wasting our time

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've never seen anyone give out their mobile number. :p Of course, I could be wrong.

    *shrugs and toddles off to the garden to tan her pale body*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's mocking them because the only language they understand is "txt language" and so it would be easier to text them than for them to decipher normal English.:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah! :p

    *really does leave*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh gawd, haven't we all suffered enough? How about putting jokes etc in Anything goes instead?
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