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Chat-Up Lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Do they work?
Which are the best?
Which are the worst?

Lately, I've used some famous lines, such as -
  • Free the Preston two!
  • You look business class!
  • I have pot noodles back at my place ... *wink*
  • I'll ease it in....


Thats not to mention the "pet snake" routine (I do actually have a snake y'see). I've come out with both the best and worst opener's ever!

I have others lined up including -
  • I'd love every bone in your body ... especially my own.
  • Sit on my lap... we can talk about the first thing that pops up!


What can I say? I have no shame?

Is anybody else worse?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My friend told me this one he used on his latest girlfriend. "Girl, you remind me of a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you!"

    The shame. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Chat-Up Lines
    Originally posted by captain kirk



    I'd love every bone in your body ... especially my own.

    :eek: Well, it made me laugh :p
    "Girl, you remind me of a parking ticket, you've got fine written all over you!"
    Have to admit, I might fall for that one.......:o :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Chat-Up Lines
    Originally posted by captain kirk
    Do they work?

    Not with me anyway.

    I used to be really cheesy like that when I was younger and went to all the teeny discos, I cringe at some of the things I used to come out with. I'd walk up to nice looking girls and say

    "Do you want to be my girlfriend ??"

    I was a right muppet back then

    Now I just say "Hiya, ya alright ?", and then the conversation flows like wine :D:D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God help us
    Originally posted by captain kirk
    I'll ease it in....

    That would get a smack in the mouth.
    Chat-up lines are ok in general, as long as they are said in jest - humour is good, arrogant tosspot is not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: God help us
    Originally posted by Miss Quoted


    arrogant tosspot is not.

    Girls love arrogance though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I heard a really weird one, and heard an equally good comeback...
    Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
    Nope, just bad luck :D
    I used a reply of my own a week back, when a younger lad asked me out. I just repliedSorry, I gave up babysitting years ago Cruel, but it worked :p

    Some lines are quite clever though, others would just earn you a slap :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kathryn
    [And ebb, though I'm ashamed to admit it, yes girls do like a bit of arrogance....well this one does anyway.:o
    It's true, isn't it? No girl likes to admit it though :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    though I'm ashamed to admit it, yes girls do like a bit of arrogance....well this one does anyway.
    It's true, isn't it? No girl likes to admit it though

    Cocky, arrogant, jesters - you love it !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ebb
    Cocky, arrogant, jesters - you love it !
    :p But of course... but we don't like to say it, since we aren't meant to like that type. Just like we aren't supposed to go for the charmers, but we do :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ebb




    Cocky, arrogant, jesters - you love it !

    Bleeeeeeee!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kathryn
    I have pot noodles back at my place ... *wink*

    He came up with that one while nattering to moi.

    *loves pot noodles* :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wanna poke my bellybutton... from the inside?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    " i want u to know that our relationship means a lot to me, when u cry i cry, when u laugh i laugh, u jump outta window i look down...and laugh again!! " :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by AlmostAnAngel
    " i want u to know that our relationship means a lot to me, when u cry i cry, when u laugh i laugh, u jump outta window i look down...and laugh again!! " :D

    Is that a chat up line to appeal to a ladies sympathetic side or something ? its rubbish.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hurrah for chat-up lines!

    I've used the old "I've lost my number, can I have yours?" once or twice ;)


    Funnily enough it worked both times! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm with Ilson here. It has to be funny and original more than anything. Unless your aiming to strike up a conversation - in which case a Joey from Friends "How you doin'?" is best :D

    "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day ;)" Is my favourite at the moment. But I've got a gf so it doesn't matter (although she laughed a lot when I said it to her)

    I usually find my boyish good looks and wit is enough :rolleyes: :D:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ego
    "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day ;)"


    Except when I'm pissed, at which point I will stagger up to you, realise its one challenge too many and just flop helplessly against you, before vomiting ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ebb


    Except when I'm pissed, at which point I will stagger up to you

    Stagger up to me?! Don't even consider chatting me up. I don't care if you are a micro-biologist (or something equally swish). You're a forest fan :eek: :p

    In the words of good mate I play football with "My arse is for sitting on" :p:D

    :p :rolleyes:

    *is so gonna regret this intended-in-humour post*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One of the worst chat up lines I ever heard has the best comeback:

    Man: "Would you like to sit on my face?"

    Me: "Why? Is your nose bigger than your knob?"

    Teehee - men don't tend to appreciate that retort!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

    I'd find that quite sweet actually!

    Thankfully I've never had any cheesy chat up lines used on me before, I usually just get asked if I want a drink. Maybe i look too intelligent for chat up lines ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd love every bone in your body ... especially my own.

    I have pot noodles back at my place....*wink* :D

    Those 2 really made me laugh and have to say the door banging one brought a smile but I have a boyf now so shouldn't be remenising on past pulls!!!!!;)
    and anyway I'd like to think I look intelligent enough not to be subjected to the fear of stalkerish chat up lines, so far so good!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me & my partner were in a bar in Brussels, one evening ( cos thats where we live ), & this guy came up to him & said,...

    "Do you come from Manchester ?" :(

    Well,........we laughed ! :D :rolleyes:

    He has not got an accent anything like from Manchester, he's Flemmish,...... sounds like Dutch.

    WHAT AN INSULT ! :rolleyes: :cool:
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