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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
ok, how do guys get rid of hikeys. i knoe they cant cover it up lol. so whats the fastest way to make them go away for guys. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i need someone to reply please lol, his moms gonna find out, shes a real over protective person lol thankz
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can't get rid of them, you just have to wait till they go, maybe a week. Try wearing a scarf and high necked tops like polo necks! And then in future you won't get love bites, I know I didn't after the first few times"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lovebites are my number 1 pet hate so i'm going to rant for a bit!!! I think the only thing you need to do matey is dump the bitch that gave you it after you make her buy you at least ten nice big chunky roll-neck jumpers (they do some nice reasonably priced ones in River Island for about 25 quid!!). Thats one jumper for every day that you are going to have the thing, ten days of not being able to meet any other (probably hotter) girls and ten days where if you work in a customer facing job you'll probably get sent home therefore if you are surviving on a Student loan, you're gonna starve. Next time she make a move to do the same, pin her down and fart on her head til she cries!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Big G:
    Next time she make a move to do the same, pin her down and fart on her head til she cries!!!![/B]

    ummmm riiight lol

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was supposed to be funny!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Big G:
    It was supposed to be funny!!!

    I laughed!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im Glad!!!! Theres nothing like a good old rant on a Sunday afternoon!!! Be cool, G!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big G, that was jus plain evil, a bit funny, but evil...lol
    on a serious note, hickeys are a clot of blood drawn close to the surface of the skin, there is one way i know of getting rid of it, but u'll have to know what your doing before you go make a bigger mess of it.... you have to "gently" comb over the spot, with a comb, (hair comb) that seperates the clot of blood so helpin it to dissapear, you may need to do this consistantly for a while... till you see some bit of result.....
    good luck! and next time i hope you give her one as well!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When ever ive got them they make my neck kill! But there is one way to fade them....use chalk! Sounds stupid and use white but it fades the bruise. Use witch hazel to fade a bruise tooo.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The word is CONCEALER, yeah, so he might feel a little silly lettin you put make up on his neck, but it stops it showing.

    Devon
    The earth is made of dirt and wood, and I'd be water if I could
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when my b/f give me a lovebite i battered him but luckly my mother + father jus laughed(made funof me but atleast i didnt die)and i read in a magazine that if u rub toothpaste on it it goes fasteri did + it does tingle when u put it on good luck in hiding it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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