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Poo in jar

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Health & Wellbeing
Has anyone had to send off poo samples ? How did you get it into that crappy little bottle ?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you have an ice cream tub? You poo in that (need to sterilise it first) and then put the poo in the jar.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's an idea. Thanks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is it possible to nominate a whole thread for post of the week?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lofted one in from five meters. Bullseye...

    Some people just have better aim. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Has anyone had to send off poo samples ? How did you get it into that crappy little bottle ?
    Pun unintended? :d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Melian wrote: »
    Do you have an ice cream tub? You poo in that (need to sterilise it first) and then put the poo in the jar.

    No need to sterilise it first but yes - poo onto/into a large recepticle first then use the spoon that is usually attached to the lid of the poo pot to take a piece of the sample into the container.

    Do not try and fill the container up to the rim.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    imagine their surprise if you properly curled one off into the jar and sent it like that!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They wouldn't give a shit - scuse the pun :D and the gratuitous swearing!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is this poo sample all about?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That has to off been the most revolting thing i have EVER had to do.

    Thanks for the tip Melian, i put the ice cream back in the tub so should be ok
    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    That has to off been the most revolting thing i have EVER had to do.

    I've done it before and agree. To make it worse, I was told to do it again.
    Thanks for the tip Melian, i put the ice cream back in the tub so should be ok
    :)

    lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never managed to do it....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, but I did once consider posting someone a shit in a box for their birthday. Looking back, I should have put the idea into action.
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