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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Condoms won't seem to fit on my boyfriend's penis. What can we do?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get a smaller penis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your obviously using the wrong size, get bigger ones, or like Turtle said, get a smaller penis :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The last batch of durex condoms were a bit smaller than usual I think.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If his cock is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to big to fit a normal size condom, then SEND HIM ROUND TO ME.

    Who says i'm a size queen?:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Condoms that don't fit

    Two important things: make sure you are putting them on exactly according to the instructions, and secondly buy the right brand.

    Durex do a brand called Comfort that are bigger around the end, and their new Easy-On packets are available for several of their brands. Of course, you may be complaining about the fit being too loose - have a quiet word with a pharmacist or someone from Brook advisory and they will be able to suggest ones that fit better.

    Don't give up, it might be a bit trial-and-error.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Other?

    Could you look at other form of contraception like the pill or the injection? It would save the hassle and dangers of condoms
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Other?
    Originally posted by davedavidson
    Could you look at other form of contraception like the pill or the injection? It would save the hassle and dangers of condoms

    Condoms are dangerous? :p

    I know what you mean but maybe she wants to be sure she won't get some STD or whatever.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if all else fails go down to ur local joke shop.
    you could always try the ones that are so big they look like sand bags

    if hes that big!wow! why are you being so selfish and not sharing him with the rest of us who are deprived of large cocks?!!?!?!?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Isnt it strange that whenever theres a post about penis size all the girls say its not important and that they prefer something more average.

    But as soon as someone encounters a big one, the jealousy is rife and they all want a piece.:confused::confused::(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm, the only girl who said that was Zella (I think you're a girl but I'm really not sure). So I don't know what you're on about here. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And Rubberskin. So 2 from 4 female replies..............erm...............that makes 50%.

    So, the results of our mini survey state that 50% of women have a preference for a big cock.







    (that is not a serious comment before we go off on a tangent!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahem, Rubberskin is male. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And Zella never actually said she preferred bigger ones. If you took everything she said seriously then you would also be assuming that her asking to share him is serious. :p So pah.

    Anyway, this thread ain't about penis size preferences. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911
    Isnt it strange that whenever theres a post about penis size all the girls say its not important and that they prefer something more average.

    But as soon as someone encounters a big one, the jealousy is rife and they all want a piece.:confused::confused::(

    Yes it is strange!:D ;)

    But girls want ample size, can't blame them for that!

    Specking of Condoms, You hear them Ex large Condoms are not getting sold. The experts reckon that 20% of British men could fit into them yet they still buy the smaller Condoms. I think its a bit like those fat girls that buy them tight cloths to make them self seem more slim!

    I think also the Ex large Condoms are only done in CM, So its 49cm Condoms, which sound a bit small!:eek: :rolleyes:

    Plus some bloke are shy when it comes to buying Condoms from shops!:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think Daisychainthing has a Fascination with big penis don't you Bandit4911, she turned a thread about Condoms into a debate about size, how wrong is that :p! , the girls has got issues!;)

    Seem she is Fixated on big dicks!!;):p

    I don't know what we are going to do with ya Daisy
    ;):)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harmless

    Keep hoping babe! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO@Harmless

    :D:D

    How did I do that? :p You know, it seems you are the one obsessed with big dicks...is there something you've not been telling me babes? ;)

    Hmmmm, I can think of a few things you could do with me. ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless



    Specking of Condoms, You hear them Ex large Condoms are not getting sold. The experts reckon that 20% of British men could fit into them yet they still buy the smaller Condoms. I think its a bit like those fat girls that buy them tight cloths to make them self seem more slim!


    Plus some bloke are shy when it comes to buying Condoms from shops!:rolleyes:

    I definitely WOULDN'T be shy, if I had to buy "EXTRA LARGE" condoms, would you ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    I think Daisychainthing has a Fascination with big penis don't you Bandit4911, she turned a thread about Condoms into a debate about size, how wrong is that :p! , the girls has got issues!;)

    Seem she is Fixated on big dicks!!;):p

    I don't know what we are going to do with ya Daisy
    ;):)

    I think I have it worked out, it something like this..................

    The vast majority would prefer a man/men with a dig dick. However when the question arises where a bloke is party to the answer, they always say size doesnt matter.
    This is a "fallback siuation" ie. they dont want to offend "Mr average" for the instance when a big cock is not on offer. Then they have the option of "Mr Average" because they have not offended him in the past!!

    The motto being "A big cock is better than an average cock, but an average cock is better than no cock"

    *sits back and waits for the onslaught* ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911



    The motto being "A big cock is better than an average cock, but an average cock is better than no cock"


    ..."and a sheep beats all if you're from derbyshire"

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing
    LMAO@Harmless

    :D:D

    You know, it seems you are the one obsessed with big dicks...is there something you've not been telling me babes? ;)


    You know Daisy, you took the words right out of my mouth !;) :D

    Harmless, if you are soooo obsessed with dicks,

    Commmmme ttoooooooo mmeeeee !!:D :D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ocean Sailor



    Commmmme ttoooooooo mmeeeee !!:D :D:D

    Run alex ruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911



    The motto being "A big cock is better than an average cock, but an average cock is better than no cock"

    *sits back and waits for the onslaught* ;)

    NICE ONE ! ! :D :cool: :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle


    ..."and a sheep beats all if you're from derbyshire"

    :D

    Dont knock it till you`ve tried it;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle


    ..."and a sheep beats all if you're from derbyshire"

    :D

    *is from Essex* :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Memo to self, less talk about dicks

    :p :rolleyes:

    Thanks for the kind offer Ocean Sailor but I will gracefully Decline it ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daisychainthing


    *is from Essex* :p
    [/QUOTE

    Think he may have meant me................but your location does say Derbyshire..............please explain:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Memo to self, less talk about dicks

    :p :rolleyes:

    Thanks for the kind offer Ocean Sailor but I will gracefully Decline it ;)

    Gooooooood boy! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bandit4911


    Think he may have meant me................but your location does say Derbyshire..............please explain:confused:

    It was a stab at both of you. :p

    And she is from Essex originally. But I ignore that part.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whats the difference between Essex girls and Essex Boys...?

    Essex girls have the higher sperm count...ooops! :p:D
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