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valentines day

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kaff wrote: »
    Is it?

    When is Cake and Cunnilingus day?

    Every day. IME.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who the hell invented valentines day?!?!

    Hallmark
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Though I despise the commercialisation of Valentine's Day, I for one would heartily welcome the commercialisation of Steak and Blowjob Day.

    I suck, i swallow, i got an A for my cookery practical exam. When do you want to come round ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    I suck, i swallow, i got an A for my cookery practical exam. When do you want to come round ?
    Hahaha :heart:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry old chap. I don't bowl around the wicket.
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