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it dont say what to acually do tho it just gives loads of suggestions of what you COULD do, so what do i actually need to do then
I suspect you're over thinking this. It's a dick, not a Rubik's cube.
If you don't know what to do, experiment. Your tongue is much more important than anything else. Sucking will only do so much. Run your tongue up and down, do little circles on the head with the tip of your tongue. Go over all of the ridges and stuff with the tip of your tongue. Instead of trying to wank him at the same time, use your hands on his balls and rub the tip of your little finger on the space behind his balls. Use your tongue there, too, because that particular spot is craaaaaaazy sensitive. If he's too hairy, get him to trim, because I know that can be a bit off-putting. Practice your sucking technique on a cucumber or other phallic object, so you can learn how to produce enough saliva without the pressure. My favourite favourite thing to do is to take it in your mouth and - without sucking - use your tongue like a washing machine, use it to go round and round and round (this is really hard to describe, but eh). Alternate how hard or gently you're sucking. Mix it up a bit.
I do actually do that
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I think you should get to the doctors. INSIST you get some pretty serious help for your mental health problems and the worst case of depression ive ever heard about, and call your children to ask them how theyre getting on in their therapy and apologise for being such an emotionally distant mother to them and not dealing with this sooner when they were little.
When youve sorted these main issues in your life, then maybe start worrying about sex
If not:
KATRALLA I LOVE YOU .
ooh flattery, are you trying to get me to lick your foofey, knowing that I'd be better than a sqweel and come with my own lube and a head full of desire?
agreed. You don't like anything or know what happiness or arousal of any kind is- this is your main problem. You're never going to have good sex if you're cold as a fish in deep freeze.
I showed Boy that Sqweel thing last night, and then when I was talking to him he was all, 'do you want me to be your own personal organic Sqweel bb?' I lol'd.