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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
me n my gf av bin goin out 4 2 wks n she we fink we cn av sex. but im afriad my dck is 2 big as its 17" long n 5 " wide. it made my lst gf bleed n hurt her. do u fink th@ is 2 big? also i aint red all da gd advise on da site.org i jst posted str8 away, so pls advise me on wot 2 do. really dis post is jst a convo starter


my my that seems like a typical post, abbreviated language on questions that have been asked 1000 times and are already on the site.org

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D:D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BULLSHIT
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite funny, I'm impressed.

    But if you're gonna take the piss, at least use caps yourself. They really add the extra little bit of zazz (for lack of a better expression) that makes a post really enjoyable to read. Because evidently you're a good writer.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what u on about
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    BULLSHIT

    Sorry?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so you should be and next time you will be. Never mind
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    what u on about

    More than you'd ever understand.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah yeah whatever, tell it to my mum
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bit uv a weirdo is you turtle
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    yeah yeah whatever, tell it to my mum

    I would, but she seems to be in bed with you at the moment. I wouldn't want to interrupt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ta
    Originally posted by Turtle
    Quite funny, I'm impressed.

    But if you're gonna take the piss, at least use caps yourself. They really add the extra little bit of zazz (for lack of a better expression) that makes a post really enjoyable to read. Because evidently you're a good writer.

    Thank you I try, the capitals thing was a mocking of these people as they do tend to stray from the use of capitals. I mean, pressing the 'shift' button is hard enough work, but holding it down while you press another key is a workstrain that nobody should be asked to bear.
    Oh forgot to mention that I also left out quite a bit of punctuation, the 'comma' is too far away
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NO turtle i dont fink so she was fuckin u last i erd of er, neways fuck off
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: ta
    Originally posted by davedavidson


    Thank you I try, the capitals thing was a mocking of these people as they do tend to stray from the use of capitals. I mean, pressing the 'shift' button is hard enough work, but holding it down while you press another key is a workstrain that nobody should be asked to bear

    I was actually referring to the part where you explained your motives. But nevermind.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dont ven kno what ur talkin bout turtle, so piss off nd leave me aloneeeeee
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    NO turtle i dont fink so she was fuckin u last i erd of er, neways fuck off

    Yes, you're right, she has taken to bed with me, but I kicked her out. I can't be dealing with the likes of her. Ridden more often than the village bicycle.

    Yessuh, I'll make sure to listen to your domineering tone of voice, and leave your presence at once. I quiver in fear of vexing you.

    :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: ta
    Originally posted by Turtle


    I was actually referring to the part where you explained your motives. But nevermind.

    Oh yeah, sorry I missed that bit. As I said, the shift key is quite a distance from the keyboard
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    bit uv a weirdo is you turtle

    Jesus, Yoda can put together a sentance in better order than you...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Humm, i wonder if this thread will turn into a slanging match:rolleyes:

    *leaves before the piranha's get going":p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Harmless
    Humm, i wonder if this thread will turn into a slanging match:rolleyes:


    You mean it hasn't already?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    I dont ven kno what ur talkin bout turtle, so piss off nd leave me aloneeeeee

    I can't work out if this is a joke or not.

    Surely no one is actually this stupid. Are they?

    For the benefit of gotnoname:
    Int no1 dis fick? Innit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Speedo


    For the benefit of gotnoname:
    Int no1 dis fick? Innit?

    LMAO. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by gotnoname
    BULLSHIT

    I guess this is why the post was titled "Parody Post" ... :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Teagan


    I guess this is why the post was titled "Parody Post" ... :cool:

    presactly
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry its late but it must be sed!!!

    gotnoname you big daft ape!

    why did you even bother!
    you sound like a doped up lil twennie bopper.
    stop with the txt talk!
    it piss's EVERYBODY off!
    this thred was a JOKE! do you know what this means......?
    if you are really that dumb it means it was unture a lie that was intended to make you laugh at some of the crap the newbies post!

    so shut up and stop agruing wit turtule! you will NOT win!
    i know because ive tried and failed! he knows how to win a argument! so drop it!

    GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


    i know its late but it had to be sed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Int no1 dis fick? Innit?

    hehehe :D

    I've got to say that all this is pretty amusing :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gotnoname...whats you chattin about you divvy... :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay2k
    divvy

    *wonders where the police came into this*

    :D cultural differences, obviously. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle


    *wonders where the police came into this*

    :D cultural differences, obviously. :p

    Police= Oinkers!
    Divvy= gotnoname
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He He

    Gotnoname, I must ask, do you have any understanding of what the word 'parody' means. Maybe I should have titled the post "rippin da piss ov da noobs", maybe you would have got it then?:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe I should have titled the post "rippin da piss ov da noobs"

    hehehe
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