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Clubbing chat up lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hello all
I'm updating some of our clubbing content for the summer clubbing special and thought, seeing as you all have weeks of free time ahead, you'll probably welcome the chance to fill five minutes or so.

What can you do? Easy, simply read this tiny article on chat up lines and if you think you can do better, post them here or email me (susie@thesite.org). The best ones will go up in the article.

Enjoy
Susie :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "4. Is that a towel in your trunks, or are you just very pleased to see me?"

    I defintely wont be saying THAT to any girl!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why Turtle? have you got a small towel ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ugh. The worst line I've ever gotten:

    "If you were my girlfriend I'd be fucking you right now."

    Um, was that meant to make me jump you, or get a restraining order because you're a creep? :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two chat up lines i have had:

    ' Its such a lovely day, just like you'
    ' Im sure ive seen you on TV before'

    I think chat up lines on the whole are a waste of time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I head one, went like dis

    "Nice shoes,... wanna fuck" :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Guy: Well? (eye contact)
    Girl: Well what?
    Guy: Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

    If only for the shock factor :) Gotta be said with a smile really
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

    *Hides under desk and awaits imminent abuse*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Swimming Chat-up lines (a much maligned niche)

    1. My backstroking and breatstroking is world class.
    2. I can stay under for over a minute without coming up for air.
    3. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Get your coat .. you've pulled!!

    Although I think most chat up lines are sleezy, it can break the ice in terms of talking to someone
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've used this one as part of a dare:
    "you're so good looking, I'd crawl through broken glass just to stick matches in your shit":D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmmm
    They were all so good......NOT!!!

    The worst one I've ever been told was
    "Fancy a drink? You'll be thirsty after all the salty sucking you're gonna do tonite!!!!!"
    I mean wot???????????
    It was so disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!
    He got my (existing) drink in his face!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ;) shouldnt this be in the clubbing forum ;)

    Why use chat up lines they are corny. Ask angelbabe what she does she just attatches her mouth to a blokes and there you go ;)

    I dont use them and i dont tend to get people saying them to me apart from your gorgeaous if that counts ?!?!?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have actually had the following attempted on me in clubs:

    "Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?"

    "Ow! I just bit my tongue, will you kiss it better?"

    *cringe*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chat up lines rarely work, one which has resonable success is simply saying 'its now or never', can result in the desired effect :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "are you gay"

    Works everytime, when I tell them am not they then start to talk to me hoping for something more.

    A bit soul destroying at times though, but hey thats life

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After working in a fuck club, yes FUCK CLUB, i've found the direct approach, with gay guys, works the best. Fancy a fuck? Has worked for me on many, many occasions.:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ask angelbabe what she does she just attatches her mouth to a blokes and there you go

    I'm not that bad Devil, i cant help it if the blokes find me so irresistable ;)

    Chat up lines are awful, there so corny. I much prefer it when a bloke asks me if i want a drink, they dont seem like thier trying so hard by feeding you with all these crap lines theyve probably been rehearsing all afternoon. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not that bad Devil, i cant help it if the blokes find me so irresistable

    if that irrestistable why refuse to put your piccy up on the pictures topic ;):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *DEVIL*


    if that irrestistable why refuse to put your piccy up on the pictures topic ;):p

    Ive tried but I cant do it. Ive got one where I'm actually looking Ok for a change so im gonna put that up soon. I think I know how to do it now so I'm gonna do it tomorrow cos I'm going in a min and wont be back till 2moz.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can you help me with my glowstick? I'm sure a guy likeyou could make it shine. *insert wink and downwards pointing, just incase I didn't understand his extremely subtle hint*

    He was cute, I could forgive it. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had the old, "Are your legs tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all evening."
    He was cute, I could forgive it.
    LOL, you shallow child, you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tashmania
    LOL, you shallow child, you :p

    Not shallow, desperate: difference.

    :D:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes: at wuckfit

    Whats that for???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe


    Ive tried but I cant do it. Ive got one where I'm actually looking Ok for a change so im gonna put that up soon. I think I know how to do it now so I'm gonna do it tomorrow cos I'm going in a min and wont be back till 2moz.

    :rolleyes: where is it then? You are a liar :p

    see down the bottom you go on attatch :rolleyes: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shall we make him over there jealous??


    That line actually worked for me!!!!
    Ehh *Devil*!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this one worked like a charm on me. im so damn gullible. im at this club with two mates and this gorgeous guy who obviously works out a lot comes up to me, grabs my hands, says "you have the most beautiful eyes i have ever seen" and walks away.

    i was stunned. just stood there. so one of my friends runs after him, brings him back to where i was...blahblahblah...he ended up at my flat that night.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lino
    Shall we make him over there jealous??


    That line actually worked for me!!!!
    Ehh *Devil*!!!

    Of course 1 year and 2 weeks ago :D !!!!!

    Poor Les :(:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How about:

    'Let's go back to mine and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When a really rough bloke says to you girls "mmmmmmm You smell nice!" Reply with MMMMMMM YOU SMELL NICE TOO....DID YOU RUN HERE??" Ive used it and it works!!!:D :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well one that worked on me on Mon night was:

    'Can I just say u are very gorgeous.' :D
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