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Eurgh. (total rant)

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have a orange slanket!! I don't know if it's of much use, but we could drug him and I could step up as buddha, telling him I am not impressed with his deeds. Curly Boy could go as Jim Morrison of the doors, Franki as Brigitte Nielsen, because she is mega tall and Thunder Struck... Well nobody is really sure how he really looks like, but after an intervention of this posse I am sure he is going to change his life.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thunderstruck is scary just as he is. No costume necessary.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote: »
    Thunderstruck is scary just as he is. No costume necessary.

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Damn straight.

    Strubs, as you own a slanket, and and an orange one to boot, you're out of the man club forever.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    I have a orange slanket!!

    Wait. What?

    ManCardRevoked.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm going to leave him to it, I don't care any more. If he wants me then great, but I'm not being some abused girl again. I can't go through it again, I really can't. :(

    Good for you hun. He doesnt deserve to be in your life and you deserve someone who will love and respect you. Give it some time and it will happen. Young teenagers and /or older guys who are willing to go out with a 13 year old are not the right ones
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you guys have no fucking idea what you are talking about. I even turned off the heating. This is the best thing that has happened to me recently.

    Pff, haters gonna hate.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but its orange...
    you should have got a white one and dyed it red with the blood of your enemies, that would have been manly
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    but its orange...
    you should have got a white one and dyed it red with the blood of your enemies, that would have been manly

    It was a x-mas gift of a friend.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Be good, and if you're not going to be good then be good at it- My old drama teacher
    The duty of youth is to challenge corruption- Kurt Cobain..

    Ummm yes, that's my signature?

    And guys, seriously, no one is hurting him... unless I can get involved, kay? :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    It was a x-mas gift of a friend.

    Bollocks it was. You love it.

    That's why you're out of the club.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bollocks it was. You love it.

    It was! And yea, I love it. I sit in my 18°C flat alone and it feels like someone cuddles me for warmth for a change :crying:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    I sit in my 18°C flat alone and it feels like someone cuddles me for warmth for a change :crying:

    It's sentences like that that make me doubt your manly credentials.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's sentences like that that make me doubt your manly credentials.

    How about... I just farted, and savored every moment of the manly aroma like a true connoisseur, then slapped my dick on my desk and shouted, "Anyone wanna mess with THAT?"

    omfg, i feel the manliness surging through my veins. Give me back my card good sir, or I shall duel you to a boner fencing contest and you wouldn't wanna go with a swiss army knife vs a Katana.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Much better. Now don't let it happen again.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StubbleS, you should heed Groucho's advice on this one, dude.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just interrupting this man-off to see how things are going with you BA? :)

    Feeling any better?

    *hug*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We've split up. Long story, don't really want to talk about it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Forgot to tell you that I'm proud of you, by the way. You'll be just fine, I promise :heart:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We've split up. Long story, don't really want to talk about it.

    *hug* Chin up my little Niamh. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you Franki :) I hope you're right :/ xxx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    *hug* Chin up my little Niamh. :)

    :) Thankyou my big matt
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you Franki :) I hope you're right :/ xxx
    I'm always right, honey. Allllllllllways :D.

    (Seriously, though, I've been there, and I know it hurts a whole lot now, but it does get better, promise :heart: )
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hope your okay BA
    he wasn't worth your time, you deserve someone truely amazing
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank youuuuuu :) x
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well done Niamh. I'll put the cricket bat away for now.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha, okay thunderstruck... I shall let you know if it's needed :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki is a wise one.

    Even if she hides it well sometimes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki is a wise one.

    Even if she hides it well sometimes.
    Hahaha thanks :D.

    ETA: I just showed that to my friend in a :cool: way, and he goes:

    'Emperor: it's true
    you do hide it well ;)'

    I have such good friends :p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't believe you've put me in your sig. Excited face!
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