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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
have any of u evr noticed that theres always alot more ppl reading the sex forums than basicly all the other ones? geez ppl!! wut socioty needs is cleaner minds and dirtier fingernails! ahahaha.... ahhh dont mind me tehe i have ADHD
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everytime i look theres always at least one "guest" reading the Wanking Tips thread. Bloody wanking tips!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Everytime i look theres always at least one "guest" reading the Wanking Tips thread. Bloody wanking tips!

    thats funny and yet disgusting at the same time
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Everytime i look theres always at least one "guest" reading the Wanking Tips thread. Bloody wanking tips!

    haha, I had a quick look and found two. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Everytime i look theres always at least one "guest" reading the Wanking Tips thread. Bloody wanking tips!

    Well if you logged in it wouldn't show you as a guest :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Everytime i look theres always at least one "guest" reading the Wanking Tips thread. Bloody wanking tips!

    There's a wanking tips thread? ooh find-y!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Reeaaaally wish I hadn't now - found a site linked that was horrifying and mesmerising in equal measure
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Evenstar wrote: »
    There's a wanking tips thread? ooh find-y!!

    two-djs-mixing-music-on-t-002.jpg
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    two-djs-mixing-music-on-t-002.jpg

    is that meant to be sexy?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I posted exactly the same thing earlier this year :-) And yeah, they do read the sex section most, closely followed by anything goes.

    My thread.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha ive always found that sex isnt that big of a mystery... and not that interesting
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Really? Perhaps you should read the sex section for some ideas on how to make it more exciting?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    Well if you logged in it wouldn't show you as a guest :)

    I dont need wanking tips. Surely the only "tip" you need is to use your favoured hand to "pump" your, in my case, rather large penis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, is that how you do it? How boring.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    katralla wrote: »
    Oh, is that how you do it? How boring.

    Sorry. Have you any tips for me and my rather large dong?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes I have. Make your own flesh tube using tyre inners and hold it in place between the cusions of a sofa. Kneel in front of the sofa, add lube and thrust into your tube whilst imagining you are doing someone fit, doggy style. You can bark if you like too.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm unable to bark properly. Would impersonating a cow work?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If that does it for you. You can also place a chair behind you, and strap a carrot to it in postion so that on the out stroke of your thrusting you get a poke in the bum for extra pleasure.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You sicken me. In a good way. Good sick. If thats possible.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your turn, a tip for me please.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Find a real man.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Meh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Know any decent ones?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JimV?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes please.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    I dont need wanking tips. Surely the only "tip" you need is to use your favoured hand to "pump" your, in my case, rather large penis.

    I find using both hands, one above the other, works rather better. Perhaps I have small hands?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Now now donkey, you'll make the others feel a tad inadequate with that kinda talk.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    I find using both hands, one above the other, works rather better. Perhaps I have small hands?

    Yeah both hands only covers half way so its abit pointless tbh...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id do that ahahahaha!!!!! well u c the guy i had sex w/ once bit me and he only lasted like 15 minutes. and i dont need no preaching considering my age. i already know it was very wrong
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, this is awkward...
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