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BillieTheBotBillieTheBot 🤖Posts: 8,658 Automated Account
introducing myself......my name's ellie and i'm 18 from cumbria. hope you all welcome me to thesite!!!
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we will, now that you've introduced yourself, you just don't want to know what might've happened to you if you hadn't <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    This Is A Public Warning: Monkeys can be harmful if swallowed in large quantities
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    noooo, don't be nasty and scary! i was jus' sayin' 'ello n that....i've read about other newbies that din't.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi babes .... nice to have someone new!!!

    Enjoy the site!

    [email protected]
    xxx




    "One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    noooo, don't be nasty and scary! i was jus' sayin' 'ello n that....i've read about other newbies that din't.....

    yeah..i saw a few obituaries myself <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm...welcome opera bitch. not a good name, but ne'rmind.

    Anyway, just for the hell of it I'm gonna be cold and unwelcoming...no i'm not. *slaps himself for being stupid*

    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    introducing myself......my name's ellie and i'm 18 from cumbria. hope you all welcome me to thesite!!!

    Hey Opera Bitch, well I like the name even if Turtle doesn't <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    But then I'm biased, coming from Cumberland you can call yourself whatever you like!

    Whereabouts are you, cos my husband is from Whitehaven.

    j9



    I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeh, cool name <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/cool.gif"&gt;

    Do you prefer to be called Opera or Bitch?! I think I'll stick with Ellie, if ya don't mind!

    *hands Ellie some of her special newbie-flavoured bubblegum*

    Welcome to TheSite, and enjoy my bubblegum...not everyone gets it, y'know.

    Love Chica.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheers chica

    *blows a bubble*

    i'm at the top end of cumbria, nearer carlisle than whitehaven. place called caldbeck.

    i actually can't stand opera, it makes me wanna screeeem!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey Chica...being your deceased ex hubbie, i must get some of your gum...pleeeeease??? otherwise i'm gonna have to steal it off bitch....i mean opera...i mean..fuck knows what i mean!!

    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no bother turtle, i've still got plenty left

    *gives turtle a bit*

    no need for stealin'!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    no bother turtle, i've still got plenty left

    *gives turtle a bit*

    no need for stealin'!

    *whhhoooooooooooooooooooops with joy!!!*hehe chica...mmmmm....tastes...like...so....like...i'll decide some other time.

    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *steals some of chicas fave bubble gum coz she feels v. left out*

    hi and welcome opera!!!!

    i'm not denying that women are stupid; God made us to match the men.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi Ellie welcome to thesite <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    *wants sum bubble gum*

    Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thanks all you guys, you've really made me feel at home.

    i might even post a question for you to help me with sometime soon <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    love ellie
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