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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    to end the story....



























































































































    nah i'm just joking, he actually forced CB to make terrible jokes...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...about how being a giant and a midget was an impossible scenario...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...BUT they weren't very funny, so CB had to face...
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...a crowd of people throwing tomatoes at...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...at NAUN because she forgot to mention she was joining in the story again...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... and then, in a total change of situation Santa...
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...stopped the santa tax...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...Because he had other things to do, like...
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...go into small childrens rooms and empty his sack...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...go into small childrens rooms and empty his sack...

    hahahahaa!!!

    ...His sack of enjoyable goodies, for the youngens who...
    Xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who enjoyed his presents soooo much...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (erm..im joining in)
    ....much that they threw them all in the dustbin for the fairies to collect and....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So the next day they woke up and the presents where still there, when they opened it they were shocked because....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .... all that was in them was a little bit of paper that said....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Death is nearly hear and then they all....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They cleaned the piece of paper more which had revealed You are Santa new helpers the kids were...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    from the Eastern Province of Rwanda, they thought for a moment...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and decided to smoke a big fatty between each other
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