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Barbie!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Myself I was never too keen on plastic....

give me real tits any day <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have nothing against Barbie, it's Sindy that annoys me, the good old British girl who bleaches her hair and gots a boob job to live up to her american cousin and impress Robbie, sounds like a few people I know actually <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's silly- the blokes wouldn't be in heaven-as that would be seen as the norm. I know blokes might like girls who look like Barbie, but I know a lot of blokes that have a thing for *curly hair *Korean girls (yes Balddog that means you!) *curvy girls etc etc etc.

    Life would be very boring if we all looked like Barbie, and besides, we would all die if our bodies were like that!! Or we would topple over from the weight of the breasts!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The scary thing would be no one would have nipples!!! no child would ever suck their mother's milk again <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> and we'd have no bellybuttons, or certain bodily organs that produce the kids in the first place! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I really don't go for the barbie look. I think it looks too fake. Much prefer someone who looks more real.

    Besides looks are only half of it for me anyway.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    melissa, my dear,

    why do you beat me to posting all of the useless information?? barbie is a bimbo anyways... hehehe...

    xx
    nikki
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When I was a kid my friend had barbie dolls and I had Action man.
    If I was at her house I'd get Action man to shoot Ken and rip BArbie's clothes off lol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, when I was little(er) my friend and I tied a naked barbie and ken together onto a piece of string...and hung it out of his window...
    but then the string broke and it fell into his neighbours garden and I made him go ask for them back...

    COMEDY <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    but yes i hate barbie
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not only would Barbie (whore) be unable to walk if she was actually all proportioned up and a real woman, but she'd be unable to have periods as well...

    Lucky bitch. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and to add to all this useless info that only ever gets asked in drunken pub quizzes... she wouldnt have all her ribs either... nice! so anyone who wants a 15inch waist... go get some ribs removed... voila!

    edited coz its saturday and my brain went for a walk!

    [ 02-03-2002: Message edited by: Tinkabee ]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ken is obviously gay anyway.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wouldnt wanna be in Barbies world cos all the nice biological parts are hidden behind plastic underwear, and that Barbie has no nipples to suckle on.

    I dont want to be trapped in a Chastity belt goddammit! Whats the point in having a bird with blonde hair and big tits if you cant shag her? <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm offended <IMG SRC="frown.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but it is true all men really tend to like is big boobs blond hair blue eyes!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She does shave her pussy, though? But I'm not a big fan of big breast.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i think that you are all being very unkind towards barbie!

    have you heard about divorced barbie????

    she comes with kens house, kens car and kens money!!! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by devil:
    <STRONG>but it is true all men really tend to like is big boobs blond hair blue eyes!</STRONG>

    she doesnt have blue eyes!!! they are lilac!!

    tut tut
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by barbiegirlsindy:
    <STRONG>well i think that you are all being very unkind towards barbie!

    have you heard about divorced barbie????

    she comes with kens house, kens car and kens money!!! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    yes. I'v also heard of Ganster Bitch Barbie, sority slut barbie, and trailer park trash barbie.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by huskie:
    <STRONG>

    yes. I'v also heard of Ganster Bitch Barbie, sority slut barbie, and trailer park trash barbie.</STRONG>

    come on....you've gotta feel sorry for her...shes stuck with ken when all she really wants is a bit of action i mean actionman in her life!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My G.I. Joe used to hump my sisters barbies all the time. Like I said I like barbie. She just gets a bad rap from all the other non-blonds out there.
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