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"Interesting" locations for naughtiness

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    was in the hotel room with this cute canadian when i was in the dominican republic (ok hotel room not very exciting) but my mum nearly walked in so the guy had to jump off the balcony semi naked <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> teeheehee <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a fold out bed while my brother had his back turned. He was so engrossed with the computer he didn't realise what we were upto under the covers <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a shopping mall. The mall was closed but you could still walk around because the movie theatre was open until 2 AM. We saw a movie and then.....right on one of those benches.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh jeez...

    Top deck of a london double decker bus (Route No 36, late at night)

    A doctors' surgery (My late father's - the fantastically adjustable leather chair just looked too much fun to waste)

    A shed roof (my first time)

    Up a tree in a forrest. (Not recommended - bark is rough on bare knees and butt cheeks)

    In the sea and on the beach.

    On the hillside under the ruins of Hastings Castle. This was made a nightmare by the sudden voice calling for a dog, followed by the silent suprise of feeling breath on my naked but, and turning to see the largest damned alsation I had ever seen, slavering fangs just inches from my bare ass. <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> The owner kept calling, but the dog did not want to leave and I could hear the calls getting closer and closer but dared not move. Thankfully the dog eventually ran to its owner before he came in sight, but the mood was completely gone and I still recall the terror now. <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    There are more, but I think the above are more than enough sharing for one post. <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Resivour Drainage Duct (First Time)
    Forest Up a tree
    Beach
    Sand-dunes
    Under a pier
    Club/Pub Toilets (Male & Female)
    Neighbours Garden
    Snooker Table

    ... its never really in a bed with me, lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where do i start?

    Top deck of an **open top** double decker bus at night travelling through London (so I guess you could say I've had sex in hyde park, oxford street, outside the houses of parliament, london bridge, piccadilly circus...blah blah...need i say more? Only embarassing moment was when a normal night bus pulled up behind us and saw everything, much to their amusement).

    On the front steps of the National Museum of Czech Republic in Wenceslas Square in Prague.

    In a bird shelter in Cambridge.

    In Cambridge University Library and both libraries in St Catharine's College.

    On a rooftop in midsummer in Cambridge.

    On the standing stones hill at 8am at Glastonbury (under a jumper).

    On my boss's desk at work (still have the scars to prove it).

    In a car in a multi-storey carpark on Brighton seafront.

    In a bush in St James's Park.

    In a room post-clubbing with 6 other people sleeping.

    Ummm......
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everyone's done stuff in far more interesting places than me! Uh...
    on a park bench, on millenium day
    in a tent with a light on the inside (think about it, i didn't work it out till like, 2 weeks later!)
    with my ex on his bed while my mate was playing gran turismo
    In the park while we (huge group of mates) were building a fire
    on the 202 bus (much riskier than a 36 - it's only a single decker!)
    On a random back street in reading
    On Blackheath
    In a shed (it was cold and wet, not recommended)
    In a room where bare people were asleep.

    (edited cos i thought of more)

    [ 26-02-2002: Message edited by: punkinlondon ]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, Im not experienced enough to have those type of memories..but I can list my aims???

    middle of a field

    in a tree (I dont mind about the bark...its been an aim since I was little)

    on a bus...dont know whichone though...I'm not going to plan ahead for it so I'll wait and see...but Ill let you guys know...hehe

    and Im fresh out of ideas...I need some damm imagination...

    maybe a quiet art gallery would be fun...lol

    luv wo xx
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey,

    WoW where Do I start??

    1. At school when the teacher when out of the room me and this girl done it on top of her desk (Nearly Caught) <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="redface.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    2. At the cinema AMAZING!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    3. On a water bed <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    4. At the beach after a good Night out!!

    5. At my grandparents house lol.. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On a bench just inside a Churchyard (around Christmas - I AM NOT a Necrophiliac tho... just a place we could find that was out of view.

    At a New Year's Eve party - as the clock hit midnight <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In an office, during work hours

    We had locked the door <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how do you have sex in the cinema?? or do people mean oral? I've tried to do it in there but there never seems to be enough room!!! Someone enlighten me please!! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had a Blow job on the A14 near cambridge (whilst driving) was finnished by Newmarket! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    A shag with a girl I dont know her name Oops!
    on a bus parked in the depot for the night.

    Parents bed.

    Bonnet of car (in daylight) near Thetford.
    (2 cars went by but at 50mph I'm sure they didnt see much!)

    In the sea and on the beach in brighton!
    with the horrid EX!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Weirdest place was a totally packed coach on the way to my bfs house, with a coat over his lap. We were on the back seat in the corner but there were 3 other people on the back seat next to us and people on every seat on the coach LOL

    Danger... gotta love it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My BF stuck his finger in me whille we were at a night club, tryed to go down on me to but ppl were watching so I stoped him.
    I can say one thing though I dunno how many ppl got a look at my arse as he kept on holdin my dress up.
    We've dont it in my room beffor whille my sis was next door, also in his bed with his parents next door.
    I do want to do it in more public spaces though. <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Favourite was in a outside jacuzzi in the middle of the day which was overlooked by the hotel we were staying in.

    A busy putney common - we were interupted twice

    and in our seats on a flight to greece

    all good fun !
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooooh in a car on a long car journey with my brother in the front seat, my dad driving and me and my bf in the back seat....
    comedy

    cant believe I forgot that....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    * on a bus on the way 2 meadowhall (sat right at the back, it was a bendy bus!)

    * in the sea.......mmmmmmm

    * on a box thing on the landing

    * on the kitchen table dressed as a school girl!

    * down an alley after clubbing! (classy)

    * in a field near a motorbile track thing

    * on my settee while watching telly

    * in my bed (not unusual but....) my bro walked in half way through and we carried on!

    cant member any more!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goodness me this brings back incredible memories!

    Was at a house party of a mates and it was gettin to around 2:30-45 in the mornin i was in a long relationship and we decided that it was time to have a little encore party of our own.... only forgeting it was 2:30 ish we soon discovered that unlike 2/3 hours previous when we had great sex there were no beds and the couch was taken. And to be honest we didnt really care who was or could be watchin so we had sex for about 2 hours in Christ knows how many positions and places but we started in the conservatory moved to kitchen worktops then on the stairs and finally we reached our FINAL DESTINATION the shower... i know, i know... your thinking.... the shower is pretty original... but this bathroom had a bust lock and we had people walkin in and out pretty much every ten minutes..... it was like a sauna and the shower was steamed up so it didnt really bother us it was possibly one of the greatest nights i can remember and ive had enough.... we ended up so awake that we went downstairs watched MTV etc and started to clear up the house we were pretty much the only ones awake so we decided to go back to her house about 7:00 in the mornin. Great night!!!

    Conservatory... pretty cold and the glass makes pretty easy viewing for peepin toms.

    Kitchen top... cold at first and a bit hard but good to rest her arse on!!!

    Stairs.... beware the carpet burn! but when you get into a comfortable rhythm GREAT!!!

    Shower... FANTASIC recommend a lock on the door and not very nice when someone runs a Hot/Cold tap... temperature fluctuations... but otherwise YEP GREAT!!!

    RESPECT THE BED! and remember someone may have to sleep in that very bed so be NICE!!

    NOMAD
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In a tent with her mate 'asleep' next to us.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the walk-in, industrial fridge in the kitchen of a hotel. I was seeing the executive head chef at the time <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Very cold, very dark but.... oh, so good <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by onfire:
    <STRONG>In the walk-in, industrial fridge in the kitchen of a hotel. I was seeing the executive head chef at the time <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Very cold, very dark but.... oh, so good <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>
    WWJD? <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have another to add, as i just found out something about it...
    we did it on a sofa in the front room of his mates house with two people 'asleep' in there. Found out yesterday, that one of them (male), wasn't in fact, asleep. Cringe!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmmm..... where shall i start?!?!...
    *on school play ground on last day (tarmac, not recommened!)
    *16th birthady party in middle of dance floor when peeps have gone home but peeps clearin up around us
    *high street in middle of day
    *been fingered whilst in an office meeting
    *changing rooms of a shop, but not 1 where u have separate cubicles, where its all combined in2 1 room
    *in a bath with the shower going
    *on a bouncy castle at a fair (1st time! was very fun!)
    *a park at bottom of slide
    *down an alley
    *on a beach with waves going over us (very nice but sand gets abit painful!)
    *in a classroom when the teacher was gone and when we'd finished realised that every1 was staring at us, but still carried on bein licked out
    *in a bus shelter
    *in dads hot air balloon (very nice but dad was not there, thank god cos it was probably the best EVER!!!!! oh and thank god hot air balloons r smooth, but we made it a bit bumpy so people looking up would've thought it was abit strange that on a perfectly sunny day, with no wind, a hot air balloon was bouncing around in the air!)
    i'll add some more when i think of sum more!
    come to think of it, i've never actually done it in a bed! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Surf all day, do the hula:
    <STRONG>hmmmm..... where shall i start?!?!...
    *on school play ground on last day (tarmac, not recommened!)
    *16th birthady party in middle of dance floor when peeps have gone home but peeps clearin up around us
    *high street in middle of day
    *been fingered whilst in an office meeting
    *changing rooms of a shop, but not 1 where u have separate cubicles, where its all combined in2 1 room
    *in a bath with the shower going
    *on a bouncy castle at a fair (1st time! was very fun!)
    *a park at bottom of slide
    *down an alley
    *on a beach with waves going over us (very nice but sand gets abit painful!)
    *in a classroom when the teacher was gone and when we'd finished realised that every1 was staring at us, but still carried on bein licked out
    *in a bus shelter
    *in dads hot air balloon (very nice but dad was not there, thank god cos it was probably the best EVER!!!!! oh and thank god hot air balloons r smooth, but we made it a bit bumpy so people looking up would've thought it was abit strange that on a perfectly sunny day, with no wind, a hot air balloon was bouncing around in the air!)
    i'll add some more when i think of sum more!
    come to think of it, i've never actually done it in a bed! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    i have three words 2 "OH MY GODDDD!!!!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That just sounds all to sus to me <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i'm sorry if thats 2 outrageous 4 u, but i'm not a normal girl! so dont go dissin me when u dont even no me, ok? <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well if ur "dan the man" how come u dont have anything interesting to say about yourself, ey? <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    ohhhhhhh...i'm mad!!!!! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Surf all day, do the hula:
    <STRONG>well i'm sorry if thats 2 outrageous 4 u, but i'm not a normal girl! so dont go dissin me when u dont even no me, ok? <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    Well, think about it.

    Apparently you've done it in a hot-air balloon, not piloted by your father... sounds incredible.

    Then the rest like the middle of a high-street in the daytime and in your school playground during the day ... well that's unusual for human beings, but common for Jack Russels.

    You'd not be the first to fib a bit to make yourself sound more interesting. Or alternatively, you could be the first to be so proud of acting like a slapper in heat.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    now that is funny.
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