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Dave's Anecdote Generator

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHAHA! :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My theory is that David Cameron is a robot that Annabelle Goldie keeps in her car boot. I think this proves it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Last week, I met a disenfranchised barman, who told me that benefit tourists killed Jesus."

    "Last week, I met a gay postman, who told me that left-wing extremists in the Labour Party shouldn't be allowed to stay in a B&B when the owner doesn't want them to."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Last week, I met a wheelchair-bound family, who told me that chavs got a free car from the NHS." lol, what


    "Last week, I met a Sikh advertising executive, who told me that terrorists make them want to leave the country if the Conservatives don't win."...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Last week, I met a white working-class gentleman, who told me that bogus asylum seekers needed an ASBO." :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This was actually created by one of the U75 mods after the debate for laugh. It's doing rather well on the internets :D
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