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Testical rescention? Is that even a word?

Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
Hey, wasn't sure wether to put this in sex or health, but what the hell.

Ok, so during sex recently I've been finding that my testicles have decided they'd rather not be outside anymore, and retreat into me. Notably the one on stage-right. It's a very painful process to ease it back into it's standard sitting position.

Just wondering if this a fairly common occurance or should I consult a doctor.

Thanks in advance,

Dr Pirate.

( Yes, I see the irony of someone claiming to be a doctor posting on a health board ;[ )

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm mine sometimes 'tuck in', but it doesn't hurt to pop 'em back out again.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See a doc. Tentacles pop in and out/retract all the time. IIRC sperm function at a slighlty lower temperature to your body so they're dangly when it's warm, snug fittin' when it's cold. BUT pain is an issue so i'd see your GP
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote: »
    See a doc. Tentacles pop in and out/retract all the time. IIRC sperm function at a slighlty lower temperature to your body so they're dangly when it's warm, snug fittin' when it's cold. BUT pain is an issue so i'd see your GP

    ya i agree with rubberskin that is exactly correct
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's not talking about the scrotum tightening and holding them close to the body, he's talking about when they pop back inside the body. Quite uncomfortable.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Big Gay wrote: »
    He's not talking about the scrotum tightening and holding them close to the body, he's talking about when they pop back inside the body. Quite uncomfortable.
    Nail, head, hitting it :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote: »
    He's not talking about the scrotum tightening and holding them close to the body, he's talking about when they pop back inside the body. Quite uncomfortable.

    whats a scrotum:confused:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    WTF what a waste of space on a web server

    ok i'll google it but could i not have yahood it or is yahoo my worst enemy

    oh and by the way nice joke you pulled there i like it :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote: »
    Nail, head, hitting it :D

    what you mean:confused:

    now this is something what i can't google
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knoppix wrote: »
    what you mean:confused:

    :lol: He means hitting the nail on the head (in other words, getting it spot on)
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: He means hitting the nail on the head (in other words, getting it spot on)
    Xx

    oh right but getting what spot on:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knoppix wrote: »
    oh right but getting what spot on:confused:

    Dr. Pirate's condition.
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr. Pirate's condition.
    Xx

    oh right ok:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I mean... Big Gay summed up Dr. Pirates testicular issue *giggles... look at me using fancy language* perfectly.
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I mean... Big Gay summed up Dr. Pirates testicular issue *giggles... look at me using fancy language* perfectly.
    Xx

    oh i get you now:)
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