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BUM 'n' ASS's

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Surely your shit cant smell of strawberries n come on u know we like a bit of disgusting stuff n seen as i eat the stuff i wanna know!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit II:
    Its all silly things about stickin fingers n thumbs up ppls botty holes n doing ppls ass's n i just wondered what everyone thinks about it, lol.

    N is it true that men get turned on when a girl puts a finger up thier bum,

    As I understand it's do with the prostate gland which I understand is the G-spot, it doesn't matter who sticks a finger there, whether a lover or a doctor the response is involuntary, I have a relative who had prostate cancer and had several rectal examinations resulting in a rather embarrassing situation (for him, not the dr's cuz they are used to it). I have been in a similar position with my gp whilst he was giving me an examination, I felt incredibly sick... as oposed to turned on, but that's becaus of other things in my life.

    LUK

    The river is wide and oh so deep. I've been walking around in tears, No answers arethere to get. Cause between this world and eternity there is a face I hope to see
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some of you know this already but i thought i'd point it out again, a mate of mine once told me (while extremely un-sober) that he used to stick those big fat school marker pens up his cadbury's highway when cracking one off. ick.
    Having never poked my chocolate star myself (or had anyone else do it for me, come to that) i can only assume that he must've got some kind of pleasure out of it

    This Is A Public Warning: Monkeys can be harmful if swallowed in large quantities
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehehe i feel sorry for the next guy im with lmfao!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Spirit II:
    Hehehe i feel sorry for the next guy im with lmfao!

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    Oi leave my ass outta it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    but yeah I've actually seen some stuff on sites where the women actually use strap on dildos on men. N some1 told me 1ce or I read it on here that Gays think its really nice.
    so I guess there might b summing in it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i am soooooooo not going there.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Daze II:
    Oi leave my ass outta it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    but yeah I've actually seen some stuff on sites where the women actually use strap on dildos on men. N some1 told me 1ce or I read it on here that Gays think its really nice.
    so I guess there might b summing in it.

    All im gonna say is :

    U know u want it <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Groooooogh! I just remembered, once (Early in my realationship) my gf was bent over the bed and I was lickin her pussy (With the lights off, she was shy) and erm, well, she moved, she enjoyed I have lots of chewing gum, mouth wash, and water!!! She once asked me to do it again. I didn't. However she used to like being on top and getting me to insert a finger up her batty, she said it was great with something in every whole (My tongue was in her mouth). It was weird tho... tight. She once tried to return the favour (Much to my distaste, but I'm openminded) and erm... it wasn't too successful you see she had long nails...

    anyway, that me straightened for life (Not that I wasn't stragiht anyway), and occasionally she'd beg for a finger up her, she once begged and pleaded for my tool, but she didn't get it.

    Have I freaked anyone out?

    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Insane:

    Have I freaked anyone out?


    No <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RE: Insane,

    I dont really wanna be tellin everyone this but what your gf liked well,

    ermm ive had it done too, i wasnt begging for it, lol, but i dont know, its ok,

    some ppl are really prudish n dont like that sort of stuff, also there are the ppl who love it n are embarrassed to say so,

    like half of my mates have done it n they are well ashamed of it, n im embarrassed about it to so god knows why im tellin everyone, i shouldnt even know that my mates have done it, but i always seem to be who they come and ask about things like,

    have you tried this? is it good? whats the best way to do it? n all that shit god knows why cos i aint an expert, n i havent done everything n dont want to either, probably cos im a bit more adventurous than others n have tried lots of stuff n cos ive had a bit too much sex for my age,

    Raaassss im rambling, hehe oh well its my thread im allowed to <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    ©lovely freaks

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't believe I'm telling you this...

    I was dating a guy years ago. While having sex one time, he asked me to put a finger up his bum. Fine, so I did it. Then he wanted more fingers. Finally he wanted my entire hand in there...up to mid-forearm! Was a strange experience, and I wouldn't want to do it again, but hey...at least I could walk and sit without pain the next day.

    Strange, eh?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Burnout_Girl:
    I can't believe I'm telling you this...

    I was dating a guy years ago. While having sex one time, he asked me to put a finger up his bum. Fine, so I did it. Then he wanted more fingers. Finally he wanted my entire hand in there...up to mid-forearm! Was a strange experience, and I wouldn't want to do it again, but hey...at least I could walk and sit without pain the next day.

    Strange, eh?

    WoW!!! now that's a REAL asshole!!!

    *cringes at such a poor, poor joke: goes and hides behind tara before people start throwing things at him*



    I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmm, one thing that I find is lame and sometimes disturbing...

    Guys who want to explore there g/f's batty...(With their man), I mean, most of us guys think about it, few do anything about it. I never have and don't intend to.

    Howeverm the thing I find lame is the ol',
    "Lets do it doggy style..."
    [la la la la...] (Thought)
    "WHOOPS, it slipped!!"
    [However I am going to thrust a few more times before I pull out]
    "I'm so sorry did it hurt, I didn't mean to!"

    Okay thats being blunt, but I've heard this story soooo many times, my ex's girly mags, my boy mags, my "ahem" mates pornos, these girls my ex knew complaining about there b/f's, etc.

    The best one I heard...
    This guy slept with a girl, when she was asleep he decided he'd go "digging for treasure", (if thats a good ANALogy), she caught him and slapped him and spread it round the school. He didn't lose any respect he was one of those big heads (Pseudo-Bullies) but I have heard since leaving school he has become 100% gay, however a much nicer guy. Awww, don't you love a happy ending.

    Personally I find it hard to slip, but it happens, when it does it normally skims past it, so I think guys who "Slip" (it in) are doing it deliberatly. Again, this is only my opinion. Don't judge me.

    Not getting caught is only half the fun!!
    I'm the rest!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think for it to just 'slip' up there would be quite unlikely unless you had one major saggy asshole, *thinks of something she saw lately*,

    and if it did slip up ther it wouldnt be slipping up there!!! It would have been (hmmm whats the word ahaa!!) rammed up there whilst you was going at it because sorry i dont think it can slip in at all.

    So yeah pretty lame excuse.

    ©lovely freaks

    MTS ^5 ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well, i must say that it is a turn on when lads get their bums poked!! (i dont know this from presonal expeience i must say!!!!!hehe) ive read about it 2 it is esspecially a turn on before they cum!

    just thought id give u all my point of view!!!
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