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BUM 'n' ASS's
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Right lately, i keep getting into discussions with ppl, about bums n ass's.
No not always brought up by me n no not in private rooms, it seems to be going on in the conferences,
Its all silly things about stickin fingers n thumbs up ppls botty holes n doing ppls ass's n i just wondered what everyone thinks about it, lol.
N is it true that men get turned on when a girl puts a finger up thier bum,
you dont have to speak from personal experience, you can tell us what a friend said to you <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
My mate does it to her husband n she said he loves it n shes done it to other guys too.
N no one can call me a perv cos u all know im not, well hmmmmm shhhhh ppl, i know what some of you will say!!
Im startin to get the idea im gonna regret starting this topic off, lol.
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No not always brought up by me n no not in private rooms, it seems to be going on in the conferences,
Its all silly things about stickin fingers n thumbs up ppls botty holes n doing ppls ass's n i just wondered what everyone thinks about it, lol.
N is it true that men get turned on when a girl puts a finger up thier bum,
you dont have to speak from personal experience, you can tell us what a friend said to you <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
My mate does it to her husband n she said he loves it n shes done it to other guys too.
N no one can call me a perv cos u all know im not, well hmmmmm shhhhh ppl, i know what some of you will say!!
Im startin to get the idea im gonna regret starting this topic off, lol.
My inflatable crystal ball makes my life worth living!
MTS ^5
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called ass rimming.
errmmmm, I'm not sure you want to know what rimming is <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">.
On the medical side, the nerve cluster around the prostate is beleived to be the same as that on the G spot, so there are good reasons for enjoying it.
I guess it would be a bit pointless for me to say that I enjoy it.
My inflatable crystal ball makes my life worth living!
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3q:
sorry, cant comment here, nothing to say! hehe
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Yea...a mans g spot is up his bum apparently...cant say that Id b willing to stick anything up anymans arse though...not much of a turn on for me!!!!!
lol i get it! took a while tho! DoH!
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
I must just be really thick.
Me too.
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
who would like to do that to harry??
Come on ppl im auctioning harrys ass, anyone who wants a lick place a bid here,
come on ppl you know u want harrys ass
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j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
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in the crack please.
I've not lost my mind it's inserted elsewhere - hence the limp.
Spirit, you crack me up roflmfao
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
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whos gonna lick harrys crack,
i know he must like ass's n turtle to cos they replied sooo fast they must be refreshing every two seconds, just waiting for some more ass action.
i did know what it meant before but your diagram was great CR lol
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
whats a microbiologist?
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
lmao you bloody madhead.
ie not a particularly bacteria-free place to lick? lol
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
I used to work in the path labs at a hospital, in microbiology. It's where all the swabs go & some of the urine samples & some of the (what they call) stool samples go.
In microbiology they test them for bacteria, parasites & moulds depending on what the problem is. Then they report back to the GP & give him all the answers lol.
Then I went on to work at the radiochem centre in microbiology quality control.
Micro - really really tiny
biology - living things
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go.
Weird.
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I won't even tell u about what we had to do in biochemistry to test for faecal fats lol.
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
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CR at an auction something is on sale n u say i will pay you ---- amount of moey to buy that object or what ever it is being sold,
in this case its a lick of harrys ass being sold n cos soo many ppl will want to do it you have to make a bid,
i aint gonna pay you to lick his ass lmfao
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j9 you have to tell me, thats what my degree is gonna consist of for the next 3 or 4 years! well hopefully ill have some variety on the subject matter...
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
Well gfm, no I can't, I'll tell you on messenger lol, it's just too disgusting to put it here lol.
But, if your shit smells of strawberries, you have too high a faecal fat content lol.
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5
If you don't know where you're going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
What's never gonna happen? lol
j9
I had a life once, but I stopped feeding it so one day it just walked away.
MTS ^5