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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I hate pigs, still I like to eat meat

Gonna fry you in a little oil and make you up in to a greasy sarny
pin pop your head like a boil, I'll eat you and your whole oinking army
follow your trot-trot-trotter footprints in the soil
mince you up to make salami
keep your head in my fridge wrapped in foil
as a trophy of the glory in my victory

ha ha

er, procrastination?


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