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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    (lol thats what i was thinking of)

    who isnt racist anymore

    ...But is sticky from the bubble gum pie...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so he stays between the make believe trees...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    so he stays between the make believe trees...

    ...with the badly burned albanion (spelling?) boy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who were there because they are...different...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    who were there because they are...different...

    ...but, what is normal?...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...but what is different?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and, while we're on the subject, where are my socks?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NAUN looks around....by the dragon...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    NAUN looks around....by the dragon...

    ...IS A HALF EATEN SOCK!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't worry! we'll get the other half back...:yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    don't worry! we'll get the other half back...:yes:

    ... But, but, but, then I'll have half a sock :crying: ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...because NAUN was on CRACK, again,....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...because NAUN was on CRACK, again,....

    ... B-A wonders where the fuck that came from??!!...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ....as do i... (posted it ages ago and my internets crappy)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ....as do i... (posted it ages ago and my internets crappy)

    ... Well, you'll have to sort it out wont you??...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...yes, but i'm lazy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...yes, but i'm lazy...

    ... yes, and I'm King Larry the second of Make belive trees.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...well i salute u my king...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...*giggles* aww, see the problem is I don't have a penis...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But you dooo B-A, you dooooooooo!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...or does shheee asked the murder mystery character...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...Shhhh! B-A says. Don't tell anyone about the murder mystery character or my invisible penis...

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    *giggles*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...everyone stares at B-A and **helen** drops the half eaten sausage in her hand...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    ...everyone stares at B-A and **helen** drops the half eaten sausage in her hand...

    ..."Ermm" says B-A, "I'm just...going... over here... now..." and then runs away...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everyone looks at the sausage **helen** was eating...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    everyone looks at the sausage **helen** was eating...

    ..."what?" says the sausage "never seen a part of a dead pig talk?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...as B-A picks it up and eats it after the 5 second rule which is...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very bad as B-A is a veggie and eating it after the 5 sec rule is against th law...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...B-A then informs every one it is a VEGAN sausage, and not a dead pig at all...
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