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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..."HA, i'm so much better than you" cries out Curly_Boy :P...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ..."HA, i'm so much better than you" cries out Curly_Boy :P...

    ..."well I never liked them anyway" Lies Broken-angel...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and NAUN is going to Paramore in December and T in the park in june so she is well over it (she lies)...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and NAUN is going to Paramore in December and T in the park in june so she is well over it (she lies)...

    ...Broken-angel isn't going to any major gigs, but has got a few nights out planned with her old man, and also B-A is sick of hearing the word "paramore" and has now banned it from her ears...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...so curly_boy starts to talk about A Day To remember who are another...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...so curly_boy starts to talk about A Day To remember who are another...

    ...Set of people...;)
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That of course everyone has heard of and loves...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That of course everyone has heard of and loves...

    ...More than marmite...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and people loooooooove marmite...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ....Yummmmmyyy! Espacially on OATCAKES, the two best foods ever, yes sirry...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...but then they realise that marmite is actually poo...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...but then they realise that marmite is actually poo...

    so they ate it all, however..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...vowed never to eat it again...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...apart from at the Paramore gig, where they were going to throw it at the girl with the red her because nobody likes her :-p...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...because she had the coolest pair of Converse, so everyone was naturally jealous...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    resulting in her being covered in crap and having no shoes...

    ...Then the REALLY fit one from metro station (yes, I know they are all fit, but you must choose) joined Paramore and made the bad a million times better...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which is pretty difficult because paramore are awesome so the new metro station guys...

    ...Get married and have children with REALLY stupid names like "bronx" Mowgli" and "Bandit Lee" ...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and they all have 6 fingers and toes on each hand and foot because...

    ...They are MAGIC...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and inbred, what a combination...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...and inbred, what a combination...

    ... So, they got out their inbred magic wands and cast a spell that...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Destroyed this thread.

    ...B-A then tells Jordan to SHUT UP unless he has something good to say...
    Xxx
    P.S love you really Jordan ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The end! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...which means that NAUN has broken the promise to keep this thread going for ever...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...which means that NAUN has broken the promise to keep this thread going for ever...

    ..."oh no" said NAUN "I forgotted" ...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..."oh no" said NAUN "I forgotted" ...

    ..."RIGHT" Screams B-A "YOU CAN NEVER END THIS THREAD OR I SHALL PERSONALLY SHAVE OFF YOUR EYEBROWS AND PLUCK OUT YOUR EYELASHES!"
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NAUN cries...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NAUN cries...

    ...Tears of JOY...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and rainbows and stuff...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and rainbows and stuff...

    ...oh and jelly beans like albi the rasict dragon...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (lol thats what i was thinking of)

    who isnt racist anymore
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