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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grace wrote: »
    nose. but hang on!! All the leprechauns had been killed due to....

    ...the great potato famine!!...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but, upon SECRET INVESTIGATION a colony of leprechauns was discovered in.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... Plymouth!...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so everyone involved in the silence was bussed down to Plymouth, at which point the thesite revolution began, where......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... We all got popcorn, a nice movie and a can of fizzy drink...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but the fizzy drink had been poisoned! by...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and a proper pillow fight with out rocks...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .... The fizzy drink had been poisned by the frog (who I think is still alive??)...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...who is actually a evil friend of NAUN...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...who is actually a evil friend of NAUN...

    ...So, NAUN and the frog decide they want to take over thesite and all it's users BUT...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NAUN turned out to be one of the GOOD guys (:p) and the frog took her prisoner...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...But luckily, B-A (that's moi) saved the day by...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hitting the frog with a loaf of bread....But NAUN had played a trick...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...And was actually PURE evil...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so NAUN hit BA with the loaf of bread and locked her in...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...A shoe...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SO NAUN leaves BA in a shoe and runs to the head office's of thesite...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... And NAUN tells them that...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    She is now leader of thesite, and...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...No body can EVER post another message without her permission...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **helen** got annoyed and chucked a pen at NAUN which hit her in the face and made her cry...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... But **helen** was so angry that NAUN had locked B-A in her fave shoe that she didn't care...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which made NAUN cry even more so she threw the pen back and went in a mood...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...This made Mr.G cry too because...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it was his pen and he wanted it back...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... But, unfortunatly for him the pen was broken beyond repair...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so now everyone in the office was in a mood...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and B-a Is Still Stuck In A Shoe And Is Get Very Annoyed...
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...so curly_boy let B-A out and then pushed the whole of thesite office into...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    curly_boy wrote: »
    ...so curly_boy let B-A out and then pushed the whole of thesite office into...

    JimV's pants, then..
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