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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ..."Put down the cabbages! And wrap up warm, it's cold in this snow!"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so they put down the cabbages, which rolled down the hill, causing...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A Cabbage Fight!!!....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which only ended in tears...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as a cabbage rolled over a see-saw and whacked a little boy right in the...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    EYE! 'OW,' he shouted. '.........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And then, there was silence...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... and everybody realised that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...that slugs have rights too, but then...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... in storms JimV who demands...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jo7 and **helen** to come and sort out the slugs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...But Jo7 an **helen** are to busy...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    Jo7 and **helen** to come and sort out the slugs...

    But they said no and told him to do it himself! Then JimV....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cried...but they felt bad so...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... They give him a tissue...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and then they said they would help to sort out the slugs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »
    ...by grateing their cheese and changing their lightbulbs so...

    ...but the slugs didn't have a ladder, so ** Helen** had to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ...and tuck the slugs into bed because...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... "You know, I prefer snails" and this...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... eat the cabbages in **Helen**'s cabbage patch...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So **Helen** went and told jo7 and then they told the slugs they were band from the cabbage patch...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and thats the end of that chapter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »
    "I see" said the blind man

    ... "WHAT WAS THAT" Said the deaf man...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jo7 **Helen** and jim V all smiled at each other and laughed. "what a day" said jim V. And with that they...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    Jo7 **Helen** and jim V all smiled at each other and laughed. "what a day" said jim V. And with that they...

    ...Told NAUN to stop trying to end the story... :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But what they didn't realise is they gave NAUN the upper hand to say.

    The end.

    But she didn't because...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... She was to busy eating candyfloss...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Because candyfloss is cool and NAUN is cool (:p) but **Helen** stole some but jim V...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    notanotherusername! wrote: »
    Because candyfloss is cool and NAUN is cool (:p) but **Helen** stole some but jim V...

    ....told **Helen** that he wanted it, and because JimV is...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cooler than cool, but jo7 ran by and stole the candyfloss...
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