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new dud--was lookin for short jokes
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lookin for short jokes for a woman of few words
but hell w/ her
i like short jokes for their own sake, like:
what do you call a dog with no legs?
what did ol' boy say when his dog fell down the well?
what did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
respond with offers of prestige and power fo answers if you can't figure them out.
got to go pick up my girl friend, only has one leg, her names eileen
where does she work? I-Hop of course! lots of folks tip her.....
see ya or not......
hotsam
but hell w/ her
i like short jokes for their own sake, like:
what do you call a dog with no legs?
what did ol' boy say when his dog fell down the well?
what did the three-legged dog say when he walked into the saloon?
respond with offers of prestige and power fo answers if you can't figure them out.
got to go pick up my girl friend, only has one leg, her names eileen
where does she work? I-Hop of course! lots of folks tip her.....
see ya or not......
hotsam
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