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The Non-thread thread.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Right, the aim of the game is to create a thread that cannot relate back to any previous posts or continuing a line of thought. So in a sense it becomes random bollocks. Go on, you no you want to! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: The Non-thread thread.
    Originally posted by Dan the Man
    Right, the aim of the game is to create a thread that cannot relate back to any previous posts or continuing a line of thought. So in a sense it becomes random bollocks. Go on, you no you want to! :p

    *head hurts* I think this involves too much brain power
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