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Phone sex?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Ive recently split with my Boyfriend of two years, and Im feeling sexually frustrated. I dont want to sleep with anyone as im hoping My ex may come to his senses and come back.
Ive met a guy Out in a club, Hes in the army.
He suggested we have phone sex. Im up For this, But ive never really done it before so id like to make a good impression.;) :flirt:
Any tips??
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi just relax be confidant and let your imagination go.I LOVE phone sex im always doing it.;-)
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Aj fan wrote: »
    I LOVE phone sex im always doing it.;-)

    Whats your number? :p

    In all seriousness, be confident, dirty and it helps if your in the mood too!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol - Best to stick to the norm at the start.

    *Oh I wanna feel your hard cock against me*
    *I'd love to feel you inside me right now*
    *You're making me so wet, wish you could feel* Etc etc

    you've got to try make it sexy...it's harder with new stranger in some ways, than someone that you know in person as you'll know he's likes and dislikes. I mean you might be going on and on about something *YOU* think is sexy, but its boring the shit out of him. So at the start its learning the lay of the land rather then jumping right into the deep end with kinky filth.

    Anyway its all about experimenting what sounds and feel sexy to you. So let you hair down and be a dirty bitch, it's not like you're going to meet him is it?

    Have fun :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "... Hello, I just called to say..."
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm sure there is something in the rules about using these forums for chatting people up. :p

    Its a good job we're all only joking isn't it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Certainly is, big boy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lube the phone up beforehand, they can be pretty tough to insert... so i heard.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    lube the phone up beforehand, they can't be pretty tough to insert... so i heard.

    I agree with this. Also, try a slimline phone first just to get used to it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And I hope you don't have a cell to flip open. If it flips open at the wrong time... well, try to explain this to the surgeon then.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    And I hope you don't have a cell to flip open. If it flips open at the wrong time... well, try to explain this to the surgeon then.

    Worse, are the ones that twist round to open. Not a good time, unless you are a canal.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lmao, well im quite shy and i Dnno... cringe at the thought.. i dno what to say to him, hes in the army, i have met him and he knows just what to say to get me going but i dont know what to say back :/
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    x</3x wrote: »
    Lmao, well im quite shy and i Dnno... cringe at the thought.. i dno what to say to him, hes in the army, i have met him and he knows just what to say to get me going but i dont know what to say back :/

    Just say what yr thinking or feeling (in more ways than one) ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tr4shed wrote: »
    Imagine it twisting, and vibrating from a text at the same time...

    No thanks. That is just weird.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I dnno what he would LIKE to hear though???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    x</3x wrote: »
    I dnno what he would LIKE to hear though???

    Gasping and moaning and repeating his name in a sexy way will probably do the trick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tr4shed wrote: »
    Hahaha...

    What? It's true!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well ill give it ago- report back tomorrow ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    x</3x wrote: »
    Well ill give it ago- report back tomorrow ;)

    Haha, yup! Let us know how you 'got on.'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've always giggled through phone sex, i cant help it it just makes me laugh.
    but let us know how it went ;) xx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    done texts ......... thinking it would lead to real thing..............but nope
    hell i'm deprived doing my head in
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had phone sex quite a lot and I find the only way I can relax and feel comfortable is if you don't phone him or he doesn't phone you with the express intention of having phone sex - because then it puts pressure on both of you and you feel a bit weird!!

    For me, the best time ever was when I had just come out of the bath and was feeling a bit frisky but not totally gagging, my boyfriend at the time phoned me just for a chat, asked what I was doing, I said I'd just got out of the bath. I always feel relaxed and sleepy after a bath and when I'm relaxed and sleepy my voice naturally changes, it gets a bit husky and quieter -- v.good for phone sex! Anyway he said he wished he was with me being all naked and wet from the bath and it just went from there!!

    Alternatively, you could just let him do all the talking for the first time, until you find out what he likes to hear, just throw in the occasional gasp or moan - I'm sure he'd be just as happy with that!

    Good luck!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Provide a good laugh for the rest of the lads in his regiment when he's got you on loud speaker spouting how much you want his 'hard cock in your wet pussy' at least.... :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z0ma wrote: »
    Provide a good laugh for the rest of the lads in his regiment when he's got you on loud speaker spouting how much you want his 'hard cock in your wet pussy' at least.... :D

    :O Thats so mean!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lexi99 wrote: »
    :O Thats so mean!!

    Mean, but possibly very likely.
    Still, you could be having phone sex with a whole squad. That is something to boast about.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    And you wouldn't have the soreness of having done 20 men in the morning either..........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    IWishIWas wrote: »
    Mean, but possibly very likely.
    Still, you could be having phone sex with a whole squad. That is something to boast about.

    - yeah, yesterday I had a threesome.
    - what? seriously?
    - absolutely. Did it on conference call with 2 guys.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    - yeah, yesterday I had a threesome.
    - what? seriously?
    - absolutely. Did it on conference call with 2 guys.

    Exactly? How cool is that?!?

    :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote: »
    - yeah, yesterday I had a threesome.
    - what? seriously?
    - absolutely. Did it on conference call with 2 guys.

    Haha, for me the word 'cool' doesnt spring to mind
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lexi99 wrote: »
    Haha, for me the word 'cool' doesnt spring to mind

    Heheheh.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can even see the problems of a real 3some appearing.

    "oh, stan. If you want to insert you pulsating member into my purpure lovepudding, press the zero."
    *bleep*
    marc, "haha, i was faster, now you have to take the ass, stan."
    "oh hell no. I'm quitting."


    ... i have too much fantasy :o
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