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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah gfm, u gotta tell us!!!!!!

    and rainbow kisses, for those who want to know, if i remember correctly, is giving a girl oral sex while she's on her period.

    or was it taking some of her discharge and putting it in a glass and drinking? can't remember.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    EEEWW!!!
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... and rainbow kisses, for those who want to know, if i remember correctly, is giving a girl oral sex while she's on her period.

    yep.. thats right

    or was it taking some of her discharge and putting it in a glass and drinking? can't remember.

    that would be rainbow juice, and you'd need to add some male cum to it

    felching

    What Jeffery said, however theres also an americain definition of this which I know about which involves inserting a rodant up ones arse (via a tube) and letting it run around inside for pleasure... either way, not for me...



    [This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 24-05-2001).]
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    lol felching makes me laugh!

    umm ok. sounding... sticking objects down a penis through the top. as far as i understand. which sounds very much not fun if you ask me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:

    umm ok. sounding... sticking objects down a penis through the top. as far as i understand. which sounds very much not fun if you ask me.


    for someone who doesn't own a penis gfm, you are very astute. ooooooooow. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    tmi but - there's a piercing called a prince albert, which involves something similar to that and all i have to say is O - MI - GOD. it's just wroooooooonnnnng. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i do believe i've gone completeley green, emma. thnank u <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/mad.gif"&gt; :P

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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    scary isnt it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG 'SOUNDING' BEATS THE LOT!!!! SICK!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Why would anyone choose to do that for pleasure? (I'm assuming it is done for pleasure by some wierdos right?)

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    ohhhh matt. ive seen pictures <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; NOT nice.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've got an hilarious radio clip that reports felching gone wrong...i'll see if i can find it and upload it to somewhere. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to have that audio clip as well, with the reporter who just couldn't stop laughing...

    I used to see some right things when I worked in the Operating Theatres down Basildon way...

    2 examples:

    1) Guy and Girlfriend who had got hold of some Entynox (Laughing Gas) and she had decided to stick a rose stork down the guy's japsi... Entynox relaxes muscle fuctions so its possible, problem everyones got to remember about the stem of a rose is that the thorns point in reverse... they obviously hadn't thought of that and when they went to pull it out the thorns dug in and jammed it.... yummy... involved making a full length incision to get it out...

    2) Two guys, lovers, also decided to give the Entynox a wirl and inserted (in reverse) a milk bottle into the guy's arse, except the Entynox wore out and his muscles quickly contracted causing the bottle to shatter and seriously damaging the inside rectal wall

    ... its amazing what some people will do for pleasure...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG!! thats VERy scary. where do u hear about those things??


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Justin Credible:
    I used to see some right things when I worked in the Operating Theatres down Basildon way...

    I didn't hear, I saw, I worked as an Operating Theatre Tech and saw them all... interesting X-Ray pics as well...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oops...need to read things more carefully.

    my god, sickening.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OH MY GOD!! I AM GOING WHITE WITH HORROR! OW! And I dread to think what sites you go on GfM. I mean it brings tears to my eyes to see another guy get hit in the groin... but this stuff!! Just makes me pale thinking about it!

    [This message has been edited by Insane (edited 25-05-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PASS THE BUCKET!
    I thought when my love for you died, I should die too. It is dead but strangely, I live on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    for someone who doesn't own a penis gfm, you are very astute. ooooooooow. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    tmi but - there's a piercing called a prince albert, which involves something similar to that and all i have to say is O - MI - GOD. it's just wroooooooonnnnng. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;


    julie's boyfriend had that done <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    and i've erm.. seen it.
    i'll um.. go now then shall i..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had a friend who had a prince albert... he was climbing a fence naked (after skinny dipping) and the piercing got caught on the fence and ripped! he said there's no permanent damage except he has to pee sitting down now.

    ouch!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by amadee:
    I had a friend who had a prince albert... he was climbing a fence naked (after skinny dipping) and the piercing got caught on the fence and ripped! he said there's no permanent damage except he has to pee sitting down now.

    ouch!

    i said it last time and i'll say it again...
    OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

    jeez amadee, what is it with the guys you have around you? ur boyfriend has a been shot in the nuts and then there's this guy... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    i think u need to warn the boys you get close to that their genitalia are in serious serious danger. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    kidding amadee. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SusieLovesCalvin:
    julie's boyfriend had that done <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    and i've erm.. seen it.
    i'll um.. go now then shall i..

    i know i told you i wanted to know everything about you flower.

    that was before i read this. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    ewwwwww.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmao...that'll teach ya <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    *goes off mumbling incoherently*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jeez amadee, what is it with the guys you have around you? ur boyfriend has a been shot in the nuts and then there's this guy...

    i think u need to warn the boys you get close to that their genitalia are in serious serious danger.

    kidding amadee.

    hehe... yeah, i know! Well, my boyfriend had no choice about his incident... it was a random drive by that had nothing to do with him... but my friend with the prince albert WAS pretty stupid! I don't understand how he could have let that happen! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have had anal bout 5 times now and it hurts me and afterwards I bleed. I do it cause I love me boyfriend and thats what he wants to do
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by amadee:
    I had a friend who had a prince albert... he was climbing a fence naked (after skinny dipping) and the piercing got caught on the fence and ripped! he said there's no permanent damage except he has to pee sitting down now.

    ouch!

    Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

    I bet some casualty department somewhere has had a b/f and g/f with 'respective piercings' came in cos they became entangled in each other or summit !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Subtley put i thought <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by friggarsuk69:
    I have had anal bout 5 times now and it hurts me and afterwards I bleed. I do it cause I love me boyfriend and thats what he wants to do

    but friggars, if he loves you and he KNOWS it's hurting you to the point where you bleed and it's not getting better for you...

    shouldn't you ask him to stop? i thought love means never hurting the one you love.

    just my opinion, and i do admire you for being willing to please your bf like that, but if you don't like it, and it hurts, you need to tell him that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    but friggars, if he loves you and he KNOWS it's hurting you to the point where you bleed and it's not getting better for you...

    shouldn't you ask him to stop? i thought love means never hurting the one you love.

    just my opinion, and i do admire you for being willing to please your bf like that, but if you don't like it, and it hurts, you need to tell him that.

    agreed. i understand the willingness to please ur bf, but there is a line, and in meine meinung, it has been crossed. i suggest u talk to him about it.
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i didnt surf the site out of pleasure, honestly!!! got told by someoe to have a look. actually he told me NOT to look, but pasted the link anyway. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif">.. filthy boy!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet some casualty department somewhere has had a b/f and g/f with 'respective piercings' came in cos they became entangled in each other or summit !!
    Subtley put i thought
    yeah... i haven't heard of this happening but I'm sure it has. And you DID put it well!

    I have had anal bout 5 times now and it hurts me and afterwards I bleed. I do it cause I love me boyfriend and thats what he wants to do
    five times is too many if you don't like it! Especially if it hurts!!! TALK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND!


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks Amadee - at least someone doesn't think i'm a perv .... is that £20 i owe you? lol

    * glares at Calvin * <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ah yous are all mad!!!
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