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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just thought I'd share this with ya...

My partner once mentioned in passing that he had only been out with very petite girls before me. And he wasn't talking about height. Btw I am a perfect size 12. Of course at the time I was <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> Cheeky sod!

So... I bided my time until one day we happened to be talking about, ahem, willy size. He asked me how my previous b/f's compared to him...

So I replied:

'Weellll, ummmm.... how shall I put this, I've had BIGGER!!!!!'

Talk about hitting them back where it hurts.

Hehehe <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

[ 15-02-2002: Message edited by: Foxe ]

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehehe <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    you could always say to him

    'look, dont worry, im sure it will grow if i water it'

    us women can be so cruel..... <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And then you start wondering why men get defensive and insecure...

    Can i make a guess that when he told you his previous g/f had been petite he did so without malice?

    Actually i can see a whole lot of flames potentailly hitting me, so i'll stop talking now <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by cokephreak:
    <STRONG>And then you start wondering why men get defensive and insecure...

    Can i make a guess that when he told you his previous g/f had been petite he did so without malice?

    Actually i can see a whole lot of flames potentailly hitting me, so i'll stop talking now <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    Very Good Point Cokephreak!! <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by go_away:
    <STRONG>you could always say to him

    'look, dont worry, im sure it will grow if i water it'

    us women can be so cruel..... </STRONG>

    if you said that to me i'd expect you to water it <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    *hides*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Men should know how sensitive us ladies can be about issues of weight, body image etc. Sometimes his mouth opens before his brain has a chance to engage.

    And if he didn't want to hear the answer to his question then he shouldn't have asked. Innit. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Just what is it with men's paranioa about their size anyhoos? As the saying goes it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Or summat like that. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="smile">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And what is it with girls obsession with how fat their arse is?

    If we say you look beautiful, we mean you look beautiful.

    Hypocrites aint women <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    Ed language <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    [ 18-02-2002: Message edited by: Squinty ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah when us gals are feelin shit and horrible u guys say that we look gorgeous cos u dont wanna piss us off thats why u say it. not cos u mean it.
    p.s only sometimes <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lily8:
    <STRONG>u dont wanna piss us off thats why u say it. not cos u mean it.
    </STRONG>

    Correct.

    Men; we've been busted!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm personally not that paranoid about my weight, but a friend of mine was (female) and a male friend of ours (who she had a massive thing about) once said to her 'i like you jo, you're cuddly'. Talk about not engaging brain...!
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