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Goodfella in Need

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  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,252 Skive's The Limit
    *Ashley* wrote: »
    You make me LAUGH man.
    Fuck you then bitch - I'm sick of you :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    Fuck you then bitch - I'm sick of you :(

    You make me LAUGH EVEN MORE man.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Ashley* wrote: »
    You make me LAUGH EVEN MORE man.

    Your starting to sound like Jim with all this "man" business...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Your starting to sound like Jim with all this "man" business...

    Why Aye Man
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I'm up for it if he can help me remove the dress I'm wearing.

    ...desperate times call for desparte measures, innit? :p

    And that pizza hut deal, do people go there to NOT eat at the buffet? :o When is happy hour anyway? Is anything else included or does being his girlfriend only include happy hour meals? Or is it just one time only?

    Just checking the ins and outs before I sign any sort of deal. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Desperate measures?! You what?! :p

    I have to say for someone who's just come back from a night out, you havent made a single spelling mistake! Or did it take you about 2 hours to write that?

    This is a once in a lifetime opportunity ... 50% extra free!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm a foreigner, the more I drink the better my spelling becomes! ;)

    Now I must wonder what those '50% extras' include. Paying half of my half of the buffet?? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Its in the small print, under section 4a. I've decided to up the deal, forget Pizza Hut, you now get a Nando's!! :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thats it bring out the big guns with Nandos.

    Surely they will be Q'ing around the block now. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought you were trying to get goodfella a lady, not scare anybody and everybody away. why in the world would you try to entice them with pizza hut. I could only imagine masochists who enjoy throwing up to be interested now. You are so mean :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Simba T Lion wrote: »
    I thought you were trying to get goodfella a lady, not scare anybody and everybody away. why in the world would you try to entice them with pizza hut. I could only imagine masochists who enjoy throwing up to be interested now. You are so mean :(

    Chill out love, its only a bit of fun. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:

    Do you really think somebody is going to get wound up over this, I'm eternally sorry :lol: I'm only trying to protect and help goodfella
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Simba T Lion wrote: »
    :eek2:

    Do you really think somebody is going to get wound up over this, I'm eternally sorry :lol: I'm only trying to protect and help goodfella

    Thats why your my American bit on the side :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With this latest development things sure are starting to look promising! ;)

    Where's the application form? Is there a CV required?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oooo, I've just seen you now. I think we have a winner. You two shall make pretty babies :heart:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2: www.adultfreindfinder.com :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lucid-Life wrote: »
    :eek2: www.adultfreindfinder.com :eek:

    Better yet

    http://www.thai-professional.com/
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know he's in need of a clue, dunno about a bit of fluff.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Simba T Lion wrote: »
    Oooo, I've just seen you now. I think we have a winner. You two shall make pretty babies :heart:


    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A very true likeness there :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you marry me you get regular flowers and a shoe allowance!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    If you marry me you get regular flowers and a shoe allowance!

    Its just not meant to be, okay. Now stop calling me!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote: »
    Its just not meant to be, okay. Now stop calling me!

    I was talking to Jaloux :P
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    I was talking to Jaloux :P

    Oh .... shit.... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oooooh, shoe allowance!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm excuse me, this thread is titled GoodFella In Need :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh, right!

    Well, what I meant to say is that I have enough shoes to last me a lifetime!

    :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Johnnyboy - V2.0 wrote: »
    Better yet

    http://www.thai-professional.com/

    Haha

    Mail order brides, half them been divorced a hundred times over.
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