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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
strangest place you have had a quick wank?

sorry if you think im strange im just wondering!

my would have to be in joes diner resturant loo's

hay i was with my boyfreind and he had been teasing me so i thought fuck it ill show him that i dont need him if i fancy a quick pleaseruble time! but the bummer was he got me back that nite for it if you know what i mean!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i havent...i dont think if im in a weird place i think about wanking

    usually if im in a weird place i have sex...if no1s there to have sex with i just dont do anything

    hows it a "wank" for a girl anyway?

    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MasterDevilish:
    i havent...i dont think if im in a weird place i think about wanking

    usually if im in a weird place i have sex...if no1s there to have sex with i just dont do anything

    hows it a "wank" for a girl anyway?


    all right smart guy!

    pussy love, double clicking the mouse , sortng to what comes first,

    is that better?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by thedevilherself:
    all right smart guy!

    pussy love, double clicking the mouse , sortng to what comes first,

    is that better?

    not really - alright* and sorting*

    then you could call it better <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

    double clicking? last time i double clicked a mouse it did not result in an orgasm.



    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by MasterDevilish:

    double clicking? last time i double clicked a mouse it did not result in an orgasm.



    lol no, me neither... although apparently a mouse looks like an almond (pronounced ahlmond and not al-mond apparently).. and i have no idea of the context of that comment so i couldnt enlighten you im afraid.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by thedevilherself:
    strangest place you have had a quick wank?

    sorry if you think im strange im just wondering!

    my would have to be in joes diner resturant loo's

    hay i was with my boyfreind and he had been teasing me so i thought fuck it ill show him that i dont need him if i fancy a quick pleaseruble time! but the bummer was he got me back that nite for it if you know what i mean!

    the wierds place for me well i have had one over the park one over the field and one on top of a factory roof is that wierd ?????? i just love haveing wanks outside <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    (pronounced ahlmond and not al-mond apparently)

    i pronounce it ahhhmond

    There's a girl in my mirror
    I wonder who she is
    Sometimes I think I know her
    Sometimes I really wish I did <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/flowerface.gif"&gt;
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