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Yo hos
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hi, I'm Finch.
I'm twenty years old, angry, frustrated with life and generally making the worst out of this beer-free fridge on a Saturday night.
I registered here ages ago, made a few pointless posts, scouted out the female e-booty, and promptly disappeared in to the abyss.
But now I've been given a tip-off from LordGrace that it's actually a half decent place to post, so I'm back for sloppy seconds and who knows, maybe we can be cosy and I can spoon my way in to your affections.
I already see Illuminatus lurking around. I'm the bum buddy he doesn't yet know he has.
Minor details aside, I'm from London (unfortunately), but don't let that cloud your judgement. My knife is safe and soundly tucked away under my bed and I have no intention of using it.
Bonne de jour.
I'm twenty years old, angry, frustrated with life and generally making the worst out of this beer-free fridge on a Saturday night.
I registered here ages ago, made a few pointless posts, scouted out the female e-booty, and promptly disappeared in to the abyss.
But now I've been given a tip-off from LordGrace that it's actually a half decent place to post, so I'm back for sloppy seconds and who knows, maybe we can be cosy and I can spoon my way in to your affections.
I already see Illuminatus lurking around. I'm the bum buddy he doesn't yet know he has.
Minor details aside, I'm from London (unfortunately), but don't let that cloud your judgement. My knife is safe and soundly tucked away under my bed and I have no intention of using it.
Bonne de jour.
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an actually interesting intro post for once