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How to pull girls in 5 steps

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've pulled at least 1500 women (I'm posting this on the Internet, so it's undoubtedly true) and my top tip is:

    STEP 1: Give up, you'll never be as awesome as me.

    I hope this helps everyone. Maybe if you drop my name into the conversation you'll get a reflected glory lay.

    :lol: POTW.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've pulled at least 1500 women (I'm posting this on the Internet, so it's undoubtedly true) and my top tip is:

    STEP 1: Give up, you'll never be as awesome as me.

    I hope this helps everyone. Maybe if you drop my name into the conversation you'll get a reflected glory lay.
    :heart:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go_away wrote: »
    Another reason why I like hard dance so much, you're stomping and bouncing so much that the OP's formula wouldn't stand a chance :D

    with nice sharp heels ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or just trainers but flapping elbows as you funky chicken across the floor, sweat dripping attractively from your brow.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I sometimes dress up as Panthro from the Thundercats when I go out.

    Would this help or hinder my chances of pulling?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm let's do the maths here a second. Let's say on average you go out once a week every week, and somehow manage to pull every time. That's 52 girls a year. So at that rate, it'd take 10 years to pull 500 people. Even a few summers in Magaluf wouldn't exactly make much of a dent, because obviously it'd take a few years of clubbing to perfect such a revolutionary technique anyway. I find it hard to believe that someone who's just joined a website for people under-25 has even been going out long enough for for this to be mathematically possible. Only porn stars and prostitutes get through that sort of volume. In conclusion, I call bullshit.

    Incidentally, it's not the pulling in a club that's the hard bit, it's the pulling the person you actually like.
    Go out once a week?! Why would you only go out once a week? At uni I went out 4-5, sometimes 6 times a week, and now in the "real world" with a demanding job still go out on average 3 times a week.

    For all the people who've called me a prat, an idiot, taken the piss etc, I couldn't give a fuck. This is a foolproof method which has worked every time. Obviously reality is less "mechanical" and more smooth. Sure its basic simple advice, but that can be all it takes to go from "never been kissed" to a stud. But at the end of the day, I'm in my 20s and have pulled hundreds, slept with dozens of girls, had long-term girlfriends, have a degree from one of the world's best unis (Imperial), run my own business along with a good graduate job, and have excellent time management, making the most of it all - my life's certainly a lot more fulfilled than certain people here stuck in dead-end jobs wasting their lives away with 1,000+, in some cases 10,000+, posts on an internet message board.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe I should dress up as Lion-O instead. He probably got more pussy, what with that hair. Bet he was banging Cheetara, showing her his "Thundercats Ho!" face.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If that's how you regard some of the posters, then it only shows you didn't post this 'advice' for anyone's benefit but your own bragging rites (which to be honest, only seem to add fuel to the delusions of grandeur fire)

    You're not the only person here in a good job, earning lots, going out and popular with women, I think the problem people have is that you have this perception that you're better than a lot of people on here and that you have no problem in saying this, either in a thinly-veiled way or blantantly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tinkler wrote: »
    I...have excellent time management
    You'd have to, with such a busy life!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tinkler wrote: »
    my life's certainly a lot more fulfilled than certain people here stuck in dead-end jobs wasting their lives away with 1,000+, in some cases 10,000+, posts on an internet message board.

    These certain people happen (in general) have given out averagely and consistently better advice and support than you have (no offence intended). Many of these many thousands of posts have been posts where people have been there for each other, over many miles of cable (internet) when nobody else was there for them, answered the questions that nobody will answer, and many of us who have posted these many numbers of messages, you will find, have been here a number of years, i do believe tomorrow with be my 4th anniversary here.

    So to all the people of the site, whether you have posted 10 posts or 10,000. Whether you have asked 1 question or 100, everyones questions and answers, advice and support is valued in here, and while i do admit i have been a bit forwardly harsh on you in here, i will not tolerate you saying things like you have above, not in the sense that "Ive been here longer than you" but in a sense that there are people here who i trust and hold dear to myself, because of the friendship and bonds i hold with many of these people.

    In the kingdom of hope there is no cold winter, and thesite.org is the kingdom of hope to many, and shall be to many more for hopefully many years to come.

    *cough*

    END
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh you stud you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol well tinkler you've racked up 100 posts in 2 months, not bad going either mate :p i wouldn't take anything that's said too seriously, i think most people know you can pull if you rub against enough people in a night, that's just not everyone's style...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go_away wrote: »
    If that's how you regard some of the posters, then it only shows you didn't post this 'advice' for anyone's benefit but your own bragging rites (which to be honest, only seem to add fuel to the delusions of grandeur fire)

    You're not the only person here in a good job, earning lots, going out and popular with women, I think the problem people have is that you have this perception that you're better than a lot of people on here and that you have no problem in saying this, either in a thinly-veiled way or blantantly.
    I don't have "delusions of grandeur", I'm well in touch with reality. Reality is, as you say, my life's pretty damn good, as are many other people's. But no, I wouldn't have taken time out to write advice if I didn't think it'd be helpful. I have absolutely nothing to gain "bragging" to people I don't know. None of you know who I am, what do I have to gain talking to you? Its a standard thing, when someone is good at something they then pass on their advice for free - whether Neil Strauss or Mystery on "how to pull women" message boards, teachers helping out on student message boards, graduates helping out on careers message boards et al. There's no hidden agenda, seriously.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I feel that if i did go out for once, and tried going on the pull, that randomly grinding against women would work everytime, provided shes unconscious. Unfortunately for my sex life, and fortunately for all woman kind, i like my ladies alive and fiesty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    None of you know who I am, what do I have to gain talking to you?

    so leave then if you're that good
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tinkler wrote: »
    Its a standard thing, when someone is good at something they then pass on their advice for free -.

    Or they boast.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tinkler wrote: »
    ...I'm in my 20s and have pulled hundreds, slept with dozens of girls, had long-term girlfriends, have a degree from one of the world's best unis (Imperial), run my own business along with a good graduate job, and have excellent time management, making the most of it all - my life's certainly a lot more fulfilled than certain people here stuck in dead-end jobs wasting their lives away with 1,000+, in some cases 10,000+, posts on an internet message board.
    As the one who called you a prat, I'm almost certainly the person you were referring to there. So let's have a look at this. I don't especially care what job you do, or how educated you claim to be. Nor do I give a monkeys about how many women you've allegedly slept with. That's a matter for you. Next, you might want to check the rules for this forum. Posting threads bragging about your own experiences is against the rules. But perhaps you should, for everyone's sake, continue down this route. We've come across several of your type here over the years - smug young males who work in the City, thinking they're better than everyone else. You might wish to know that almost all of them have ended up being banned from TheSite sooner or later.

    As for those who have posted many thousands of times, there are good reasons why they've stuck around for so long. I include myself in this. However, the way that you're going, you're unlikely to be around long enough to find out for yourself.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    tinkler wrote: »
    my life's certainly a lot more fulfilled than certain people here stuck in dead-end jobs wasting their lives away with 1,000+, in some cases 10,000+, posts on an internet message board.

    Many of those posts have helped people, this is an advise forum after all. I'm not sure you quite get the point of this place.

    Since you've been here you mocked others genuine problems and bragged about how irresistible you are to women, to a bunch of poeple you consider to be wasting their lives away. That makes you look like a bit of prat mate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got to all that effort to write a genuine heart wrenching story of woe, dispair and hope. Good enough to win an oscar, and it gets overlooked.

    Clearly im doing something wrong, i mean how easy can it be to condense something like that into one sentence so it even gets nominated or post of the week :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Speaking to a girl works better than trying to guess if she's going to allow you to crawl on top of her and dry hump her like a caveman.

    At the point where she looks interested, you say something a long the lines of "hello", it's not an sex invitation if she likes you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, I'm well versed with giving out free advice on here, the only difference is I don't go for the apparent jugular when people turn around and say they're not interested or critique what has been said.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go_away wrote: »
    Yeah, I'm well versed with giving out free advice on here, the only difference is I don't go for the apparent jugular when people turn around and say they're not interested or critique what has been said.

    I think your av suits the current thread to a tee :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote: »
    Next, you might want to check the rules for this forum. Posting threads bragging about your own experiences is against the rules.
    Where does it say in the forum rules that "bragging about your own experiences" is banned? Surely its a good legit way to debate about experiences, useful for advice?

    Look. I have seen threads on this site where people say they are 22, 23, 24 and have never kissed a girl, however much they've tried they've never pulled a girl. If they read my advice and act on it they won't have that problem any more. Simple.

    I don't think I'm "better than everyone else". Better than most people, yes. Different people have different criteria for what they think are good/bad qualities - surely few would honestly think everyone is equal. For me, I value communication - social / interpersonal skills, an entrepreneurial / creative mindset, intellect, dress sense, looks, and primarily the ambition to make the most of life and not let it waste away - experience as much as possible, both in a personal and academic/careerist sense. Given this, I think I'm better than most people, but not everyone. Fair?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote: »
    I think your av suits the current thread to a tee :P

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Saying you are better than most people makes you look like a twat.

    And saying that some of the 23/24 year olds who have never had a kiss yet, do you really think (no offence to those 23/24 yr olds) that going to a club that they probly dont do that much, would work anyway, their confidence is probly shot up anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For me, I value communication - social / interpersonal skills, an entrepreneurial / creative mindset, intellect, dress sense, looks, and primarily the ambition to make the most of life and not let it waste away - experience as much as possible, both in a personal and academic/careerist sense.

    You might want to brush up on those sterling observational skills ;)

    This link is for beautiful people only :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    go_away wrote: »
    You might want to brush up on those sterling observational skills ;)

    This link is for beautiful people only :flirt:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    tinkler wrote: »
    For me, I value communication

    Well you might like to brushg up on you online communication skills. :D
    tinkler wrote: »
    Given this, I think I'm better than most people, but not everyone. Fair?

    Not really no. That's not confidence that's arrogance - a seriously unnatractive quality in most cases. Think what you like, doesn't mean it's right though.

    You come across like one of the Aprentice candidates. Self belief is good within reason though, too much and you just look like a tit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tinkler wrote: »
    Where does it say in the forum rules that "bragging about your own experiences" is banned? Surely its a good legit way to debate about experiences, useful for advice?
    Take a look at the Sex board User Guide here. Rule number two reads "It is not appropriate to use these boards to boast about your sexual exploits etc.". It couldn't be much clearer than that.
    I have seen threads on this site where people say they are 22, 23, 24 and have never kissed a girl, however much they've tried they've never pulled a girl. If they read my advice and act on it they won't have that problem any more. Simple.
    If they followed that advice, the best any sensible man could hope for is a slap, or a kick in the bollocks. If the girl in question has a boyfriend, you're guaranteed to be eating hospital food for the next two weeks, and rightly so.
    Given this, I think I'm better than most people, but not everyone. Fair?
    You're an idiot.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stargalaxy, i agree with you 100%, ive said some bad things to you in the past but by god your right on the money with your assertion about this guy!
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