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Slight altercation tonight
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A frenchman offered to ejaculate on my friends face. Thankfully a good samaritan bystander (or pseudo bounder) ejected him fairly quickly, but dear goodness was he looking for a fight. He started with 'my pubes are bigger than yours' (point at his chin, my friend is clean shaven 
), then when we giggled about it not in a patronising but as in a 'yea lol' way, like you might with a drunk friendly stranger, he said he would proceed to masturbate over my friends face and then beat him up.
I mean, seriously. I've heard a lot of threats in my time but have the french not got the hang of it yet. If you need to look at a young male students face to jack off you can't justify it by saying it's cos you're hard...
Obviously no offense to the french members of the board or even french visitors to thesite, it was just such a bizarre occurance I had to report it. I had 'official' responsibility so I may briefly report it to the SU tomorrow (was an official social) so they have it on record, though we laughed afterwards. I felt bad because obviously nobody likes being threatened, even if it is by a drunken frenchman who thinks he should unload himself onto your face.
Sorry, just needed to vent kind of, not nice when stupid people try to start a fight (he would obviously lose, me = hard [lol detect sarcasm], him = french
lol). It's worse in some ways when you're in an official responsibility position even if you are slightly drunk you make sure everyone is ok and want to have a nice time, if someone is starting on anyone it is automatically your problem!
), then when we giggled about it not in a patronising but as in a 'yea lol' way, like you might with a drunk friendly stranger, he said he would proceed to masturbate over my friends face and then beat him up.I mean, seriously. I've heard a lot of threats in my time but have the french not got the hang of it yet. If you need to look at a young male students face to jack off you can't justify it by saying it's cos you're hard...
Obviously no offense to the french members of the board or even french visitors to thesite, it was just such a bizarre occurance I had to report it. I had 'official' responsibility so I may briefly report it to the SU tomorrow (was an official social) so they have it on record, though we laughed afterwards. I felt bad because obviously nobody likes being threatened, even if it is by a drunken frenchman who thinks he should unload himself onto your face.
Sorry, just needed to vent kind of, not nice when stupid people try to start a fight (he would obviously lose, me = hard [lol detect sarcasm], him = french
lol). It's worse in some ways when you're in an official responsibility position even if you are slightly drunk you make sure everyone is ok and want to have a nice time, if someone is starting on anyone it is automatically your problem! 0
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What were you doing in a gay club anyway?
You get cunts of every nationality
e.g
I'm pretty sure you mean nothing by it and are just making the french references in jest, but it's a slippery slope and everyone needs to be careful about what they're posting here.
Who knows.
Helen yea sorry if it comes off a bit loaded, probably put it the wrong way (had had a few to drink) and also there's that nationalistic pride that always loves taking a snipe at the French...
But in all seriousness his race had nothing to do with his cuntishness, but wasn't completely disinvolved in the preceeding argument. He approached my friend and said 'I have bigger pubes than YOU' not in a necessarily confrontational way, you know how some french people when speaking english intonate the wrong bit of sentences? Like aussies I guess.
So anyway, my friend laughs it off (we thought it was a weird drunken joke