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Skive
Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
Eat the head of certain ones and get spandangled for 48 hours, tripping your tits off.
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Also known as salema porgy or the sea bream, this fish is indigenous to the
Eastern Atlantic and Mediterranean. Although the fish's flesh is safe to
eat, psychoactive chemicals can accumulate in its head. Those who are brave
or ethnic enough to consume this fish's head run the risk of
ichthyoallyeinotoxism, a scientific term for "You just ate a fish
head--welcome to 48 hours of mind-blowing hallucinations!"
Before you go down to your local fishmonger and start decapitating every
fish in sight, know a couple of things. First, the fish's head is rarely
psychotropic--the sarma salpa's hallucinogenic powers come from a compound
called indole, which is present in the plankton and algae it eats. If there
isn't enough indole, then you'll just be that sober, fish-head-eating person
you see at every kegger.
The DownsideFurthermore, tripping on the Sarpa Salpa is a magical mystery
tour through the seventh circle of hell. Crippling terror, unearthly howls,
and visions of demonic animals are reputedly common. In 1994, one
salpa-tripping man realized something was terribly awry when giant
arthropods surrounded his car.
Fun Fact
In 2006, medical journal Clinical Toxicology reported that ancient Romans
knowingly hallucinated off of Sarpa Salpa heads. Presumably these bad fish
trips inspired all that strange as hell Roman mythology, or at least the
mass orgies.
DMT is scary shit. I smoked it years ago and really didn't like it. Powerful stuff.
I think thats whats happened to me ...don't eat my head!