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Sea Bream

SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
Eat the head of certain ones and get spandangled for 48 hours, tripping your tits off.
True.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wtf lol :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can you mainline it?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Sarpa Salpa

    Also known as salema porgy or the sea bream, this fish is indigenous to the
    Eastern Atlantic and Mediterranean. Although the fish's flesh is safe to
    eat, psychoactive chemicals can accumulate in its head. Those who are brave
    or ethnic enough to consume this fish's head run the risk of
    ichthyoallyeinotoxism, a scientific term for "You just ate a fish
    head--welcome to 48 hours of mind-blowing hallucinations!"

    Before you go down to your local fishmonger and start decapitating every
    fish in sight, know a couple of things. First, the fish's head is rarely
    psychotropic--the sarma salpa's hallucinogenic powers come from a compound
    called indole, which is present in the plankton and algae it eats. If there
    isn't enough indole, then you'll just be that sober, fish-head-eating person
    you see at every kegger.

    The DownsideFurthermore, tripping on the Sarpa Salpa is a magical mystery
    tour through the seventh circle of hell. Crippling terror, unearthly howls,
    and visions of demonic animals are reputedly common. In 1994, one
    salpa-tripping man realized something was terribly awry when giant
    arthropods surrounded his car.

    Fun Fact

    In 2006, medical journal Clinical Toxicology reported that ancient Romans
    knowingly hallucinated off of Sarpa Salpa heads. Presumably these bad fish
    trips inspired all that strange as hell Roman mythology, or at least the
    mass orgies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Apparently some fish contain DMT... that's amazing. Maybe I should start keeping fish ;)
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    Apparently some fish contain DMT... that's amazing. Maybe I should start keeping fish ;)

    DMT is scary shit. I smoked it years ago and really didn't like it. Powerful stuff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    psychoactive chemicals can accumulate in its head.


    .

    I think thats whats happened to me ...don't eat my head!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's next?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think thats whats happened to me ...don't eat my head!
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    haha...thats mad it said one of the men who ate the fish was 90 years old...imagine being 90 and trippin your balls off for two days!:shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gonefishingrr1.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote: »
    DMT is scary shit. I smoked it years ago and really didn't like it. Powerful stuff.
    Crazy it is... good fun though. The taste is nasty too.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    This thread is mega random!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i always knew my sea bream fishery was a wise investment
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