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Quality - How Embarrasing!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just had a phone call a few minutes ago which had me laughing my ass off, so I thought I'd share...

I have two very close friends by the names of Chris (a 19yr old, 6'5 person we call 'long' cause he is, with a pierced tongue) and Terri (blonde girl, 16, very attractive) and over the past few weeks me and my mate Glen have been egging chris on to go down on her with this figure of 8 motiff we all go on about...

Chris is quite a shy person really when it comes to girls (fair play), hes not a virgin but hes very slow with his moves and often boasts about things which we later find never happened. Terri on the other hand is still a virgin but very open and very loud.

Anyway, after a few weeks of egging Chris on, he finally picked up the courage to ask to go down on her last night and she finally agreed to let him, within a minute or so of him starting, Charlie (Terri's new housemate of about a week) walked in on them.... stood suprised for a split second and then errupted with laughter!

Terri called me today at work telling me how embarrising it was and how she wasn't sure who was more embarrised out of her or charlie...

Just thought I'd share, haven't laughed so much in ages... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Omg!! That would be soooooooo embarassing!

    Kinda funny if you're not involved though <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; hehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And you know, in my fantasies her room mate would have joined in, just goes to show the world isnt one big porno movie after all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
    And you know, in my fantasies her room mate would have joined in, just goes to show the world isnt one big porno movie after all

    What? You mean that the female plumber I have coming round tomorrow might expect to have a leak to fix?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG!! I would be sooooo embarrassed!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

    My Dad walked in on me doin (ahem) stuff wit my bf a few months ago but i THINK we covered it up pretty well. He ain't said ne thing 2 me so i don't think he realised! Hehe. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohmigod! Think I'd want the ground open up and swallow me whole!
    My mum walked in on me and my bf once and it was terrible! I had no trousers or pants on and his shirt and jean were undone! That was the most embarassing moment ever!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    eeeeek!!

    once my dad phoned me up when i was at my ex's house when i was.... erm doing stuff and i was like fuck orrrrrrrf! and he did that TWICE , some kind of detector for oral sex or something.... and, once i had just been running like hell to get out of the hail, and was out of breath... typcaily my DAD phoned me.. and i had to explain why i was out at 2am sounding out of breath with just me and a male friend <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; not good...

    and once my bro walked in on me and my bf when most of our clothes were on the floor and his leg was sticking out from under the covers and so was my arm, couldnt really make out we were clothed....

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent:
    What? You mean that the female plumber I have coming round tomorrow might expect to have a leak to fix?


    <rofl, quality comment>

    i guess you also expect her not to have a plumber's arse? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;



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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the above must have been the single most embarassing experience ever!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    I had to hide behind the telly once or twice (not as comfy as hiding in a wardrobe I suppose) which left me with the feeling I d have a heartattack..

    dodgy

    [This message has been edited by BornDodgy (edited 13-07-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BornDodgy:
    the above must have been the single most embarassing experience ever!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    I had to hide behind the telly once or twice (not as comfy as hiding in a wardrobe I suppose) which left me with the feeling I d have a heartattack..

    dodgy

    [This message has been edited by BornDodgy (edited 13-07-2001).]

    erm, WHAT were u doing hiding behind a telly??



    I'll be sitting on top when it all goes wrong again
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    erm, WHAT were u doing hiding behind a telly??

    trying to go interactive?



    Playing with fire will ultimately see you burnt <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/ukliam2.gif"&gt;
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