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BEWARE - computer owners

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
The Man U virus

Be on the lookout for a new breed of "Evil Manc" computer viruses that could seriously affect your pc

1) The Manchester United virus - This is where the comuter develops a memory disorder and forgets about everything before 1993

2) The Manchester United Shirt Virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every 3 months

3) The David Beckham Virus - This affects newer computers mainly - The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works

4) The Roy Keane virus - throws you out of windows

5) The Alex Ferguson Virus - The computer develops a continuous whinning noise - The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building

6) The Andy Cole Virus- the computer is unable to get anything into the inbox

7) The Ryan Giggs Virus - the computer develops a processor problem - whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctataions in performance

8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anthing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, since no one else did...

    LMAO. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *giggles* <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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