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joke for all of those who hate man u!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
A Leeds fan,Liverpool fan,and a Scum fan are found with an Empty crate of lager in Saudi Arabia(illegal to drink there)
they get taken to a place to get Whipped.They all get 10 whips each...
Guard says to man United fan u can have 1 wish
Man United fan replies can i have a pillow tied to my back,.. so he gets his wish...after 5 whips the pillow splits.
Liverpool fan gets a wish he asks for 2 pillows after 7 whips it goes through.
Leeds fan gets a wish
he asks for 10 more whips..
then the guard says you can have an extra wish for being brave...
he replies can i have the man United fan strapped to my back!

<IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> thats for those of you who launched an attack on leeds <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
Post edited by JustV on
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