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WARNING!!!!!!

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,721 Bot
edited January 2023 in Help Desk
OK, today we're upgrading our boards to a new version of UBB. The boards will be down for an hour or so from about 1:15pm.

Sorry - but I'm sure it will be worth it.

Dom
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    <sings>
    somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous, somebodies jealous,
    </sing>

    just cos Kaj has those greeeeeat boards at do-it, u just HAVE to go and get ur OWN upgrade.

    welll <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> to u to! cos u stink! and cos u shag sheep, ur sheep shagger.

    but thank you dom <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> *sings* we love you dom <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOOOOL U DAMN DAMN FOOOL!!!!!

    where are the STARS?! the levels?! i dont wanna be an old hand, just like those SCUM with all of 50 posts!!!!!!!

    give me status <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> give me authorita! respect my authoritay!!!

    eugh, AND u've ruined my lil tab>>tab>>space trick, i can't post QUICKLY!!!

    you damn fool! *walks off into the distance, annoyed*
  • DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    <STRONG>OMG NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FOOOOOL U DAMN DAMN FOOOL!!!!!

    where are the STARS?! the levels?! i dont wanna be an old hand, just like those SCUM with all of 50 posts!!!!!!!

    give me status <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> give me authorita! respect my authoritay!!!

    eugh, AND u've ruined my lil tab>>tab>>space trick, i can't post QUICKLY!!!

    you damn fool! *walks off into the distance, annoyed*</STRONG>

    Hey, you're not the only one moaning - Susie is having a fit over not having her flashing stars.

    Basically, the stars and the status levels are hacks for UBB and don't even come with this new version. Stupid, huh.

    You need to be *really nice* to Ken (tell him he has a nice arse) and he'll get the stars back. Hopefully.


    Dom


    <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0">
  • DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    And one more thing. There will be glitches no doubt but don't fret too much - it's all going to change again in about 8 days.....

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">
  • DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    test
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    Originally posted by opera bitch:
    <STRONG>dom it's fucking awful!!! </STRONG>

    Hey, don't beat around the bush there!

    We're working on it alright!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can see the improvement, like seeing the latest post. And having "God" under my name!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awwwww naw, I'm only a mortal <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh come ON, there must be somehting better than God, me and emma deserve it! i mean, all the time and effort we put into making this place great (and then trying to destroy it all periodically)...we deserve some recognition, don't we?

    other than that, it's not bad. i like the instant graemlins...but i can't help wondering who the hell graem is tho <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

    and yes ken, u have a lurrrrvly ass. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> now gimme my uber status, or something similar/better. i dont like mingling with these mere mortals. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aaaaaaaaaaaaargh what the F**K have you done?! <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who you calling a mortal??

    I am GOD, fear my wrath!!

    Mwahahahaha!!!

    Guess these changes answer the "how many members" thread anyway.

    Edited to add; Damn!! Why'd ya change it just as I was posting!?!?!

    [ 06-12-2001: Message edited by: Lord of Little ]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    <STRONG>oh come ON, there must be somehting better than God, me and emma deserve it! i mean, all the time and effort we put into making this place great (and then trying to destroy it all periodically)...we deserve some recognition, don't we?

    other than that, it's not bad. i like the instant graemlins...but i can't help wondering who the hell graem is tho <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">

    and yes ken, u have a lurrrrvly ass. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> now gimme my uber status, or something similar/better. i dont like mingling with these mere mortals. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    HAHAHAHA!! "There must be something better than God" You big headed **** !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

    Oh, the stars have returned. Haha, the admins don't have their flashing stars anymore! Shame... <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">
  • DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    <STRONG>and yes ken, u have a lurrrrvly ass. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> now gimme my uber status, or something similar/better. i dont like mingling with these mere mortals. <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    And like a mircale, he hath Uberness.
    GFM now has her own status. And there's a new one at 10k. So what are you waiting for?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want my flashing stars back *sulking* <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm...i like it now <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> pretty happy. now if only there was a good way to get from text box to "post reply" button quickly, like the tab>>tab>>space thing b4?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use the mouse you lazy fuck!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BARTONIOUS:
    <STRONG>Use the mouse you lazy fuck!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    noooo, u dont geddit! it's tooo sloww to use the mouse, which is why i'll never EVER use those "instant greamlins" (who the fuck IS graem, and why did they make small versions of him!?), and i'll only use the instant UBB tags for stuff that's complex, like lists and quotes.

    but when it comes to "post reply" thing, i want to be able to get to it quick quick QUICKK, not have to move my mouse, which is slow, inaccurate and awkward at the best of times.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *seethes with anger*

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ????????!!!!!!!!!!

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    everyone has way too many stars and it just doesnt look as nice. phuuuurrrrleeeaaassseee change it back!!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Groovaybaby*:
    <STRONG>Change it back I think your mean taking Susie's Flashing Stars!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="frown.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    lol, bring back the flashing stars, and demote us all (well, give us less stars - the same as we used to have). the way it is at the mo, evryone has sooooo many stars that even newbies look like mega posters would have done under the old scheme. so please, pretty please change it back <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dom, was this a drunken bet?


    Actually I dunno what those miserable bastards are talking about, looks okay to me.

    Except for one thing...my profile shows me as a fast newbie...NEWBIE? Get it sorted or I'll send the boys round...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah, my thing also says im a fast newbie, and how come the picture doesnt work?

    sorry if it sounds like im pestering u!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    i dont wanna be an old hand, just like those SCUM with all of 50 posts!!!!!!!


    dont be such a wanker you had only fifty once
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> (fucking shaft)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by beatnusoon:
    <STRONG>
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    i dont wanna be an old hand, just like those SCUM with all of 50 posts!!!!!!!


    dont be such a wanker you had only fifty once
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> (fucking shaft)</STRONG>


    Yeah, but that was a LONG time ago
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
    <STRONG>


    Yeah, but that was a LONG time ago
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    And wats your point people dont come here to be slagged off so grow up
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm with MoK on this one, looks OK to me, except for the fast newbie thing.

    They'll all stop whining about it eventually...... <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by beatnusoon:
    <STRONG> dont be such a wanker you had only fifty once
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> (fucking shaft)</STRONG>

    jeez, u taking ME seriously? i'm extremely insulted!
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I just come back, and its, its.....intresting

    Im undecided at this current time <IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0">
    In fact some intresting features, still not sure
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