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what would u most LIKE to take an exam in!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited March 27 in Work & Study
why are all the subjects at school so boring, it'd be a whole lot better if we decided the subject of our exams wouldn't it?!?

if i had to do an exam in anything i'd probably do a skinning-up exam where i had to make a variety of joints and present them to the examiner for a personal test of the results.

what would be the subject everyone in here would get full marks for???

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would get full marks for an exam about beginning sentences with the word "and".

    And I would like to sit an exam on the psychology of the female mind, and laugh as I fail it miserably.

    xxxxx

    Brian
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm, I'd pass an exam asking the merits of shopping.
    *ponders the shallowness of it all*
    <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Football, TV, Music- all the things which distract me from the revision I should be doing for real exams! <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think a "Know your lyrics" exam would be pretty cool. Where you have to guess which song/band the lyrics are from. Pretty simple but I'm sure I'd do ok, not being modest or anything lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Definitely the Simpsons!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by openup:
    <STRONG>Definitely the Simpsons!</STRONG>


    Yeah, I think I would get an A*!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WOW!!!

    i just hope the guys at AQA and Edexel are taking down some serious notes now!! if only we made the curriculum and the exam rules, it'd be a better world <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The products of the Theakston brewery <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the spirit of kathryns post...

    Shopping...
    Paper 1-Theory exam. The benefits of retail therapy to the mindframe of the average teenage girl. 1hr.

    Paper 2-Essay question. Why on earth do men not like shopping? 1hr.

    Paper 3-Practical exam. An excursion around Bluewater (biggest shopping mall in Europe <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> ). Saturday, 9am until 9pm <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hair products
    Hello Kitty
    Eastenders
    What an exam that would be!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by mr turbo head:
    <STRONG>The products of the Theakston brewery <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    Mmmm, Old Peculiar. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    I would probably pass an exam in "the History of British Leyland".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I really want to be doing an A'level in Harry Potter... i am such a HP addict!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pubs or my girlfriend...........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the spirit of being quite mad, I would like to point out that none of you are that badly off.....

    The longest Public exams in the world used to be the Chinese Civil Service exams, which were outlawed following a campaign by Amnesty International for being inhumane.

    The longest exams in the world are now hels by the first year exams (which, incidentally, don't count to their degree) for Oxford University Classics students. The fact that their exams are in Ancient Greek and Latin is irrelevant, but they are the world's toughest exams.

    They sit 12 3 hour papers in six days.

    So, when you are struggling with yours, think of them.

    amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My exams would be in:

    Alcohol: The "Elixir of Life" and Solution to All Life's Problems

    How To Not Be Successful With Women

    Terrorist Negotiation

    Originally posted by Captain Slog:
    <STRONG>I would probably pass an exam in "the History of British Leyland".</STRONG>

    The History of British Leyland? What is that then?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Captain Slog:
    <STRONG>Mmmm, Old Peculiar. <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    </STRONG>

    A fellow OP drinker?

    Our SU bar sells it <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> , so I get to drink *lots* of it...mmmm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by captain kirk:
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    The History of British Leyland? What is that then?
    </STRONG>

    You know that bus in the Italian job that they stuck the minis in? THAT was a british Leyland - they make buses etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd probably be best at an exam on general knowledge. When people are in the pub at work, arguing about something I usually pipe in and tell them the correct thing.
    It's always pointless stuff, things that i've picked up over the last decade.

    failing that, I'm shit hot on tanks and warplanes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blaggin definitely!!! That'd be a good exam!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I could write an exam on random Celtic-ness. But I'd have to brush up on my mythology... I have a slight obsession... :D

    I once had an exam that I really enjoyed. *shock! horror!* It was an art exam in high school and part of it was drawing a still life that was set up in the middle of the exam room. That was fun. But I'd like more time...

    And just a comment on shopping and Bluewater--Pshaw!! Bluewater is tiny! You should see some real shopping malls! *Is spoiled--> huge malls in Canada* Although, Bluewater is very pretty. I went to see it when it was first built. I would like to add another useless factoid too... Monica Lewinsky was there for a booksigning when the mall was new, but only 5 people showed up. How embarrassing would that be? Although, to be fair, I'm sure she's suffered worse embarrassment. *coughcoughClintoncoughcough*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd take an exam in Rugby League and Ways of spending lots of money and how it makes you feel.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i could write an essay where all the paragraphs begin with OH DEAR ME,
    CAN I JUST SAY
    and
    HOW RUDE HOW BOLD!!!!
    even tho i hated media studies, i would love to write an analysis of that film "Momento"
    i think i would get an A
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