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Twas the night before Christmas,

SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
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And all through the house Not a creature was stirrinng except for a pissed up cunt liek me.
:lol:

Who's still awake, 9inty eh words of Noddy I't's Christmas, :yippe:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    Lightweight mothers cunts. Wakey Wkey.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Keep 'er lit mate! :thumb:
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,283 Skive's The Limit
    Im keeping somthign lit for a special lady and it's been reciprocated. :(
    It's no often I'm in love/. Christmas woihtout a burd makes me sad.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm still up but haven't had a drop of booze!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, you have to go out on xmas eve!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote: »
    Lol, you have to go out on xmas eve!

    beat ya mather fuckers, i've covered in chow mein
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god i was in townlast nite for agess in the pub and tha and i couldnt get home !!! had to stay at daves house bles him ! ian gave me a lift home this mornin and im really tired and stil la bit drunk ive never been drunk on christmas day before either its a bit strange
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hehe looks like a few siters have had sore heads this morning. Yeha! :D :hyper: :yippe: :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Had a shower and dinner and I now feel sober ... Waaah my head is killing me though !
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    badboy4life wrote: »
    beat ya mather fuckers, i've covered in chow mein

    Lol I was pissed up and eating the yearly family chinese yesterday too.
    In fact, I've been drinking most of today aswell, still pretty pissed. lol Bring on boxing day and the cold turkey n mayo sandwiches"!!
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