The complete off topic thread

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:mad: aaah..can't get the grasp of this yet, so hopefully someone will tell me something completely off topic in the meantime. could be a joke, a hilarious story about your friend going nuts last weekend etc...

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I don't like baked beans.

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

I don't like baked beans.

I love baked beans but wtf are them reduced salt and sugar ones?? :yuck:



p.s. I tried to kill a huge spider yesterday but only managed to chop off 3 of its legs..

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Jeg har en venn fra Norge

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I also love Baked beans!
I haven't seen these reduced salt n sugar one's you speak of though.

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I have really bad tummy pains

I'm having pasta for dinner mmm

and

I cried at Hollyoaks yesterday !

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pill 'ed wrote: »

I also love Baked beans!
I haven't seen these reduced salt n sugar one's you speak of though.

I did my shopping online and ordered 4 tins of normal baked beans and they delivered the reduced salt/sugar ones! I oredred cookies the week before and they sent me reduced fat ones of them too.. :chin:

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JustThinking..X wrote: »

I cried at Hollyoaks yesterday !

Please tell me it's because you were depressed at the standard of British television nowadays?

I'm trying and failing to find a pair of Levi 511 jeans for under £50 plus delivery.

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Off topic .... The picture of a white child being carried on the back of an elder lady in Morocco isn't that of Madeleine McCann.

Obviously, she's dead, so we all knew that anyways.

Oh, and I parted my hair today for the first time in 10 years

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Please tell me it's because you were depressed at the standard of British television nowadays?

I'm trying and failing to find a pair of Levi 511 jeans for under £50 plus delivery.

Haha well It IS depressing the acting and all that but I thought it was really sad how they tricked Hannah downstairs when Reece and her were finally getting along .. k im a bit sad


btw I also love baked beans but branston are better than heinz !

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BritJamez wrote: »

Oh, and I parted my hair today for the first time in 10 years

Hahahaha. You off to choir practice then? Or is it for fancy dress? Or are you trying to get ahead of the game and pre-empt the infamous curtain hairstyle coming back?

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Hahahaha. You off to choir practice then? Or is it for fancy dress? Or are you trying to get ahead of the game and pre-empt the infamous curtain hairstyle coming back?

haha side parted
Just fancied a change from it being messed up all the time ... felt weird!

lalalalaaaaaaa ooooooh vicar!

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JustThinking..X wrote: »

I cried at Hollyoaks yesterday !

So did I, nearly.

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Well, I have almost ran out of clean pants and I only moved into my flat on Friday.

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ive just got back from the docs

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I think I'm gonna take advantage of the current exchange rate and get some jeans shipped from America instead. $35 plus delivery, or £60, you do the maths.

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JustThinking..X wrote: »

I cried at Hollyoaks yesterday !

Don't worry, I cry at Hollyoaks too

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Its raining sideways !!

Im watching hollyoaks again how cool am I ?

My stomach still hurts

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^^^ Just what I was thinking.. :chin:

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bunglenutter wrote: »

How can a thread in Anything Goes be off-topic?

Well if the topic was about one thing and you talk about something else, then it's still off topic. And the topic is "being off topic" which means to really be off topic, you'd have to be on topic, but then the topic is being off topic, and in order to be off topic you have to be on topic, which means being off topic, which causes you to be on topic...

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Well if the topic was about one thing and you talk about something else, then it's still off topic. And the topic is "being off topic" which means to really be off topic, you'd have to be on topic, but then the topic is being off topic, and in order to be off topic you have to be on topic, which means being off topic, which causes you to be on topic...

Bollocks

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I'm With Stupid wrote: »

Well if the topic was about one thing and you talk about something else, then it's still off topic. And the topic is "being off topic" which means to really be off topic, you'd have to be on topic, but then the topic is being off topic, and in order to be off topic you have to be on topic, which means being off topic, which causes you to be on topic...

:eek2:

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It's so nice to make paradoxes

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Ballerina wrote: »

Jeg har en venn fra Norge

Kult. Vennen din har lært deg litt ser jeg

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We must not fight my friends, alas we must make peace.

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Reduced salt and sugar baked beans are awful! Sainsbury's sent me 4 packs of the 4 pack ones as a replacement and I didn't know how gross they were, so I accepted them. EURGH. I gave them all to my mum when she came up as apparently my dad will never notice how gross they are because he covers everything in ketchup anyway.

Is endofwar that dmdsexgod guy?

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No I am not. Who is dmdsexgod?

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Yes you are. Please - it's really obvious when a banned user returns and it takes a lot of time that could be better spent in more productive moderating. So please don't register again.

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i think you could eat cheese with anything apart from cereal

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Have any re-allowed banned users ever behaved to remain?

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Chicken cup-a-soup is perhaps the most heavenly food on earth right now .