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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
If you had 3 wishes what would you do with them (you cant wish for more wishes)

mine would be.

1) World Peace
2) Become a multi-millionare
3) Life forever.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only need one:

    the end to all suffering (human and animal)

    An eye for an eye makes the world blind.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Mega Poster Posts: 2,822
    ... id wish for 5, then i could breathe underwater and id still be alive, be as strong as 10 tigers (?) i'd fly through the sky, ill be completely invisible, yet pleasing to the eye year 9 wishes or make it 10, so i can travel through time and start all over again...

    wow i havent listened to that song in years. sorry, couldnt help myself <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    terrorvision - III wishes. *goes to the lyrics thread*

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd wish for everyone in the world to be truly happy. Then no-one would need wishes <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    me, being me, would naturally wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

    then i'd do all sorts of cool shit. but im not gonna talk about that here <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i would ask for my friends to be happy, to fall in love secure in the fact that the other person loves and adores me and then for never to have financial problems...i wouldnt ask for perfect bliss because life would get boring.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not so grandiose as turtle but here goes:

    1. susie

    2. a lickle corner of the world where it can just be her and i

    3. whatever else we need to live a long and happy life together

    that's all. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    I'd wish for everyone in the world to be truly happy. Then no-one would need wishes <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    You don't have to WISH for happiness, it's in your own hands already...

    "Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have." - God know who said it though.

    There some positive thinking for a change.

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *i would wish that i was not such a bitch!
    (u c im not really just very blunt and tell people the truth and whatever i say some one gets upset, what do i do?, im never really rude to anyone or say bitchy things!)

    *wish that every one was happy as being happy and enjoy life!

    *wish that one of my best mates would talk to me or tell me what i ahve done wrong............... tinkabee?

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nothing you bitch, you're the sexiest bird on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought i did something wrong...y am i writing this when u live, like, 5 doors away!!!!!??? anyhooooooooooooooooo...i felt a bit neglected when u weren't really talking to me but were to buffy, but i shouldnt be like that so i except the blame... you're the bestest mate.....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id wish for more wishes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    "Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have."

    That's lovely! Easier said than done though....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    That's lovely! Easier said than done though....

    Why isnt everyone telling the truth? We all know the 3 things lads would wish for:
    1)sex at our beck and call from women more beautiful than the last
    2)Infinite wealth
    3)Infinite Power

    We all know thats what us lads really want, none of this world peace and happiness stuff, not unless it applies to us!

    Bob the builder:can he fix it?
    Bob the builder:it'll cost you
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lmfao whowhere, does happiness not involve ure 3 wishes then? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
    Why isnt everyone telling the truth? We all know the 3 things lads would wish for:
    1)sex at our beck and call from women more beautiful than the last
    2)Infinite wealth
    3)Infinite Power

    With wealth comes power and vice versa.

    You should have said "having a twelve inch cock"

    *waits for smart arse bragging, or put downs from the male contingent"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how come they don't measure cocks with the metric system in the uk, like everything else m.o.k.? isn't that like the official measurement system back in the old country? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    could be a confidence builder too cause a 4 inch cock would be 10 centimeters plus!

    and no more late night posts for me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent:
    With wealth comes power and vice versa.

    You should have said "having a twelve inch cock"

    *waits for smart arse bragging, or put downs from the male contingent"

    Well, what does it do this nine-inch penis? Where does it go?...Do I have a clitoris halfway up my stomach?

    Carrie Fisher

    let alone the extra three inches youre after <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rofl at Susie <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Well, like Turtle I'd wish for more wishes!

    Then I think I'd wish for an end to suffering, so that everyone would be healthy and safe, with prospects of education and everything.

    After that I'd wait to see what damage I'd wreaked with the first wish and repair it as necessary!

    This is the first day of the rest of your life.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    how come they don't measure cocks with the metric system in the uk, like everything else m.o.k.? isn't that like the official measurement system back in the old country?



    Still use imperial measurements alot, but according to the EU we shouldn't.

    Height, Weight (for people - not produce!), Miles for travelling etc - is all still imperial. They try to teach metric in school but us oldies still try to corrupt the youngsters. Some of us are old enough (or young enough) to be bilingual!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Calvin:
    how come they don't measure cocks with the metric system in the uk, like everything else m.o.k.?

    You hear of us ordering a 0.568 litres in the pub all the time <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmm, i never really thought about this b4. i suppose i wish for summit like to be in love, never to be lonely and fora long healthy happy life 4 gach duine(everyone) <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    You hear of us ordering a 0.568 litres in the pub all the time <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    no, beers in europe come 0.5 and 0.33L servings, not pints and 1/2 pints! (well, with some exceptions).

    interestingly enuff, altho us aussies are basically metric, i only know my height in feet and inches, but can oinly wiegh myself in kilos. miles and kilometers and just as useful to me over long distances, but tell me u've run 4 miles, i'll always convert that back into k's. tell me u've driven 200 miles, i'll nod and say "oh" as if im interested. (i also know how far that is to give it meaning).

    I don't live to work, I work to live and I live at the weekends. I'm the last of the big time drinkers.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Turtletoise:
    no, beers in europe come 0.5 and 0.33L servings, not pints and 1/2 pints!

    Wow I didn't know that! You learn something new every day <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u do?

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So.....just to re-cap, Asho wants 4 wishes in one sentence/wish, Man of Kent wants to be able to measure his manhood in centrimeters so it can break into double figures, and what was the last one? .... OH!! Suzie wants a cliterous 9 inches inside her.
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I think I'd wish for people to show more compassion. The world is falling apart, we're living in a corrupt society and we're willing to do anything for money.

    I'd also wish that people were more aware of what was around them and tried to protect rather than destroy and to understand that you can't bring good by destroying things.

    Finally, I'd wish that everyone on the discussion board would stop being so damn nasty to each other.

    So with one hand on the wheel
    The other out the window
    With a smile on my face
    My middle finger up...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Finally, I'd wish that everyone on the discussion board would stop being so damn nasty to each other."
    QUOTE from above
    .

    ...Slight generalisation, but hey, i forgive u coz im nice like that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My wishes are kinda dumb, but here goes:

    Wish that girls didn't have menstrual cycles

    Wish I would stop losing my loved ones

    Wish that being a girl wasn't so DAMN expensive!!!
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Mega Poster Posts: 2,822
    crimson, your wishes arent dumb. i can understand them all!! and your second one definitely isnt dumb at all *hugs*

    im not doing mine here, might put em on my livejournal for a select few <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; hehe. maybe. one day.

    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
    ~ Nietzsche
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wish that girls didn't have menstrual cycles

    Oddly enough, I wish that too :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit, haha. Dude! You're so cool!!
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